I never stopped loving you.
S6The Courtship of Wyatt's Father
S6Hyde School Reunion
PPaula
Todd! There you are, sweetie. (notices Phoebe) Oh, and there you are. I was wondering if you'd have the nerve to show up.
What do you mean "nerve"?
PPaula
Oh. You're the talk of the reunion. You know, you can fool San Francisco with your pithy advice, but you can't fool us. We all know you, sweetie.
TTodd
That's enough, Paula.
So what is that supposed to mean?
PPaula
It means you're a fake. The only thing you were ever known for was lying and ditching and stealing boyfriends.
Phoebe, are you gonna let someone with a giant helmet that passes for hair talk to you like that?
RRamona
God, Paula. Just because Todd had a thing for Phoebe, you don't have to be so mean.
Paula (to Ramona): I'm not being mean. I'm doing her a favor. (to Phoebe) To the rest of the world, you might be "Ask Phoebe", but to us, you'll always be "Freebie".
(Phoebe looks hurt. She turns and walks away)
Paige (to Phoebe): You okay?
(Paula smirks with pride. Paige glares at Paula, then walks away to follow Phoebe)
Paula (to Todd): Hey. Let's dance. Hmm?
(cut to the hallway. Phoebe is walking and Paige follows her quickly)
Hey. Why didn't you just tell that chick to go screw herself?
(Phoebe turns into Teen Phoebe, then quickly turns back into her adult self)
Phoebe?
Okay, what just happened?
You tell me.
I have no idea. I was just standing here, and then I had some weird high school flashback.
Yeah. Your whole body just flashed back.
What? Are you kidding me? I-I just felt...
Pissed?
Very.
Well, as someone who's seen Carrie, both versions, I'd say the reunion is over.
Oh my god, you're pregnant!
Yeah, it looks that way, huh?
When did this happen?
Oh, well, you know, I've been meaning to call you but, you know... Leo's the father.
Leo? I thought you guys split up.
We did.
Well, then how... I don't understand.
Well, He was dying and I was crying... It's all very complicated
And she's under the influence.
Of alcohol?
No. Adolecence.
TPTeen Phoebe
Well I'd rather be rich then a bitch!
(Paula turns into a dog as everyone gasps, dog Paula runs away through the group of people)
Ramona (shocked): What the hell was that?!
TPTeen Phoebe
I don't know but it was so cool!
TPTeen Phoebe
The past is the future, the future is the past. Let's welcome back the senior class!
Hey, look, I need your help. I think I've got scabs in my tail. (Piper and Paige stare surprised)
Oh! Well, I have some hydrogen peroxide in my bathroom.
No! scabbers demons.
RRick
Now, my face. Make it different. Heartbreaking, charming, young.
You know, I'm thinking maybe you should use our nephew for inspiration.
Who you were, you're now another, Take the face of Wyatt's brother.
It's a boy. Chris, actually.
Chris? Why'd you choose that name?
I don't know, and he won't tell me. He's very secretive about the future. He's actually the reason I asked you to come. See, um, he hates me and he doesn't want to talk to me and I need you to find out why.
I don't understand your wiccan ways, but I'll try. (He leans towards Piper's stomach) Hello, Chris. Chris. Hello, Chris. Can you hear me?
Is someone calling me?
Yeah, sweetie, could you come here for a sec?
Geez, he can come out? (Chris walks in)
Can we air this out, 'cause I gotta... Grandpa! (Chris goes over to Victor and hugs him while Victor is stunned)
Chris, is that what you've been living with knowing that something happens to me? I see, well does it happen soon?
I can't tell you that, it could change the future in even worse ways.
Right, but isn't that why you came here in the first place, to make the future better? How do you know that you haven't already changed mine?
She's got a point.
Well, whatever it is it obviously doen't happen until after you're born so save it. Got it?
I got it, mom. (Piper smiles)
S6Spin City
So are you happy?
'Bout what?
About what the doctor said: it's gonna be a healthy baby.
Of course it's a healthy baby, I've seen him 22 and walking around.
Well you never know, something could've gone wrong!
Oh, stop being such a worry wart, you're starting to sound like...(Chris orbs in.) Chris! What are you doing here?
This better not be about demons, 'cause I am on my lunch break!
No, no. I just wanted to check how it went with the doctor.
Well. You'll be happy to know that you're a boy!
Funny. That's not what I meant.
(looking at ultrasound.) I don't see it...
Oh, see it's this little thing over here...
(snatches ultrasound away.) Hey! Excuse me, do you mind? (pauses, looks at ultrasound and squints.)
Wait, you had a force field with Wyatt but not with me?
Well I didn't have one, he had one. It was all his doing.
From the womb? He had powers from the womb? That's unbelieveable, it's not like I don't have an inferiority complex with him already. Thank you!
(to Paige) Did you find that demon yet?
Yes, actually I did. It's the Spider Demon. An evil creature that emerges from its hidden lair every hundred years to capture and feed off the most powerful magical being it can dtect, in this case, that would be you. (looks at Piper)
And me.
(Piper and Paige look at Chris. Chris looks up.)
Sorta.
You must be so proud.
What? What's so funny?
This whole family needs a shrink
Okay, what do you say we make this eight legged freak wish it'd never been hatched?
Woah, hold it, you are not going anywhere mom, this is way too risky.
He's actually right without the Wyatt force field thing...
Okay, do you have to keep rubbing that in?
Aren't there any therapists in the future?
We need Phoebe.
No, I don't wanna interrupt her date with Mark.
Actually, it's Mike this week.
No, it's Mitch, but who cares. We need her.
Are you hormonal or just plain crazy?!
One woman can only take so much.
What do you think these people are gonna do when they step out of their offices?
Well, they won't be touching my stomach anymore, that's what I think...
(Piper unfreezes the room.)
(to lady who was touching Piper's stomach.) It's okay, it's okay. We all get a little vertigo sometimes. (To Piper, entering in the elevator) No wonder that Chris grows up to be such a neurotic little freak!
Phoebe, Paige, how are you?
Not so good, we have a problem.
Perhaps we should meditate...
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