Are you in charge here?
SKSwarm King
I am.
Good. Because I'd like to get into bed with you. Not literally. Although... there may be time for that later.
S6Used Karma
PPPiper, Phoebe, and Paige
Demon swarm that serves as one,
Vanquish him from which they come.
S6The Legend of Sleepy Halliwell
The whole biological clock thing, it's very real and it's echoing: tick, tick, tick, tick...
Okay, neurotic people, can we get back to my neurosis right now, please?
Sure, which one were we talking about?
The one where I'm a rotten mother who's raising an antisocial child.
Okay, you know what? I think we should help the magic school, because we can't just keep that head on our foyer table, you know? What is it, a centre-piece?.
(after meeting Gideon.) Who does he think he is? Obi-Wan Kenobi?
PPPiper, Phoebe, and Paige
Power of three, unite!
End this grizzly fright,
Reverse the roles,
And make us whole.
I need you to be honest with me. No games, no running away. Just the truth.
Okay.
Are you Wyatt's little brother?
(sighs) ... Only if I can get Piper and Leo back together in time.
There was a wolf following us
SSSigmund's Head
Not everybody sees what you see, Phoebe. Only those who are meant to see, see
What have you got in there, Confucius?
(to Shapeshifter Boy) Hey, watch it! I still have a mouth. I'll turn you into a toad
(After Shapeshifter Boy is turned back) Next time, I'll give you warts!
S6I Dream of Phoebe
I've been calling for you all week, didn't you hear me?
For the first couple of days, yeah. Then I put you on mute.
You can put me on mute?
Oracles, furtune tellers, soothsayers, they all say the same thing. If Mom and Dad don't screw this month, I'm screwed.
Okay, I'm just trying to get used to you being my nephew... I never hit on you, did I?
What? No.
Oh, thank God.
Can we focus here, please? Mom and Dad need to have sex. Now, who's gonna tell them, you or me?
GGenie
When I form my empire, the first thing I'm gonna do is rid the world of witches.
Oh, yeah? Well, when you're back in your bottle, the first thing I'm gonna do is put you in the microwave. Ha ha. How do you like that?
Alright, I made a little wish.
You did what?
Two little wishes.
Oh, great. It's not bad enough I have to worry about Richard, now I have to worry about you too. What did you wish for?
For Leo to forgive me, which by the way was an accident.
And?
For Piper and Leo to sleep together.
Eww! Oh my God, you are sick! What is wrong with you? You're disgusting!
No...
You are some creepy registered sex offender from the future.
No, no, no...
Oh my god, you are so gross.
I'm Piper and Leo's son.
What?
They're my parents. I came back to save my family.
You're serious.
Yeah. Only now I've gotta save myself. Because if my mom doesn't get pregnant in the next month, there is no me.
This is all so wrong! And this has been such a long day...
S6The Courtship of Wyatt's Father
She knows we're up to something. I can't believe how hard it is to get two people laid.
Paige, that is disgusting.
Well, it's what we're trying to do, right?
No, we are trying to romance Piper and Leo together so they can conceive Chris, our nephew.
And that's different how?
Well, because what you said is very Springer, what I said is very Oprah.
Well, what ever show we’re watching, we are running out of time.
What's going on?
Maybe, maybe you should sit down, for a second.
Oh! That doesn't sound good.
No, no. No, It's good, it's good. I mean, you know it's not bad. It's a really, it's a really good thing. It's not a bad thing. I think it's a really good thing, Don't you think??
Yeah! I mean, it depends, you know.
Unhu! that sounds worse.
No, it's just complicated.
Chris.. is your son.
(Piper stare at them, incredulous)
Wyatt's brother. Look I know this is huge...
No, It's not huge, because it's not possible. It's crazy!'Cause I'm not pregnant!
PPPhoebe and Paige
Oh, yeah!
No, I'm not. I mean, how could that happen!? I mean, I know how that could happen! But, it...... Oh! What am I going to do?
Maybe you should talk to Leo about it?
No! I can't!
Why?
Well, because, because, because I can't!
Is this a bad time?
(Piper stare at Chris like she's seeing him for the first time)
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