Be vewy vewy quiet, we're hunting demons!
S2P3 H2O
I know somebody who can see anything.
Oh, no. Wait a minute. You tiptoe around the subject of Mom, you deny looking like her, you can’t even go to the end of that dock because you’re afraid to walk in her footsteps and now you want me to relive her last moments? How is that fair?
It’s not. None of this is. Mom’s death, Sam’s guilt. But I’m asking you to help me end it.
S2Ms. Hellfire
Remember, I taught you how to french kiss.
You broke your ankle when you were seven. Come on Prue, we went to Duran Duran together, you stretched out my leg warmers.
And then you gave them to me.
S2Heartbreak City
Fifth wheel cutting in.
Oh would you stop that.
Well it is a double date.
It would have been a triple date if Kevin hadn't cancelled.
I know, it seems to be an epidemic lately, guys cancelling on me.
You know what happens when they cancel?
Ooh, back to square one!
Do not pass go
And all accrued nookies credits are thrown out!
JJack
There's a penalty?
Prue, Piper & Phoebe: Oh Yeah!
So we're actually supposed to believe that you're Cupid?
CCupid
You believe in warlocks and demons but you can't believe in me?
Where's the chubby baby?
Guys.
And the bow and arrow?
CCupid
Where's the warty chins, hooked noses and pointy hats?
Alright, show us something supernatural.
CCupid
Drazi took my ring. It's my powers, how I get in.
Get in?
CCupid
People's hearts, to waken love. See but Drazi's all about hate and he's gonna use the ring to get in the same way.
You're still gonna have to back up the Cupid claim.
CCupid
Okay, fine. (he points to Piper) Dan, (points to Prue) Jack, (points to Phoebe) Clay (points to Prue) Andy. My sincerest condolences. Eric in London, Alec in college, (points to Piper) Not Jeremy the warlock, Joe in college, Barry in high school, Tim in eighth grade, (points to Phoebe) Ken, Kyle, Steve, Mike, Ken again, Brian, Joel, (Prue and Piper look at Phoebe surprised) Martin, Peter, Paul, Tony.
(Phoebe waves at Cupid to stop.)
Okay, you know I didn't love all those guys, right?
CCupid
Yeah, well, they wanted to love you but your closed heart eventually sent them away.
My closed heart? I do not have a closed heart.
CCupid
Look, if people get the feeling that there's nothing there, then eventually it's hasta la vista, Phoebe. That explains the recent rush of cancelled dates.
Okay, so wait, our past relationships, you made those happen?
CCupid
Well, actually, my assignment here's only two years old. I helped you two meet Jack and Dan but most of your prior loves were work from fellow agents.
Agents?
CCupid
Oh, yeah, I'm just one of many. We work in secret all over the world making connections.
Did you connect me and Leo?
CCupid
Uh, no. That was the work of you two. Those connections were forbidden to make for obvious reasons.
Um, can we go back to the hasta la vista remark please?
DDrazi
(scoffs at Cupid) Hiding behind witches' skirts?
Stealing things that don't belong to you?
S2Reckless Abandon
We have a baby?
Phoebe picked it up at the police station.
Okay, I thought you were going to request a job, not a kid.
Piper, you'll be fine, don't be afraid.
Yeah, Just think of it as a test run.
I don't need a test run. I remember when Phoebe was a baby, and it was hard on Mom, and endless, and with you dropping her all the time!
What?!
Oh, moving on!
I thought that babies slept. A lot.
Yeah, obviously one of those lies they tell you so you'll want to get pregnant.
S2Awakened
Wait, you enrolled? Phoebe, this is huge.
Hugest thing I've done since I came back home. I mean, aside from vanquishing demons, and saving the world from evil, of course!
S2Animal Pragmatism
Why do we seem to have a habit of gathering our men at the scene of a supernatural smackdown?
I want you all to know that I'm a vegetarian, so I've never eaten any of you!
S2Pardon My Past
Great party. We should do this more often.
Yeah. Maybe next time we can trim the guest list by one.
Piper. I had to invite Leo. He was at the club when I went to go pick up the supplies. He knew that we were throwing a party.
Well, didn't you think maybe he'd feel a little awkward being here because of Dan?
It doesn't look like he feels too awkward to me. Look, Piper, he's been mortal for what? A couple of weeks now? I mean, I felt bad for him. He doesn't know anybody and it's not like there's a fallen Whitelighters support group to join or anything.
Prue, I'm not upset with you. I'm just… I'm…I'm upset with the whole situation.
Well, Leo's just going to have to accept the fact that you're with... Dan now. You are still with Dan, right?
Yes. Of course. What do you think they're talking about?
You.
Great.
Hey, you guys! Give me a break, it's after midnight, I have mentors tomorrow.
Sorry Pheebs. Didn't realize we were being so loud.
Why don't you take a study break? Clear your head, come on down.
I can't, I have too many phobias. To learn about for my psych exam. I had no idea there are so many. Claustrophobia, arachnophobia, kleptophobia, phallusphobia.
Relaxaphobia.
Cute.
Just trying to help.
You can help by keeping it down. Did I mention it's after midnight?
Twice.
Party's breaking up anyway.
Thank you.
What the hell are they talking about?
My favorite ball player? Joe DiMaggio. Hands down.
DiMaggio? No, I meant when you were growing up.
DiMaggio was... my grandfather’s favorite. That’s why he’s mine too.
You know Leo, this is just an observation, but uh, you don't like to talk about your past that much. Do you?
It's just not all that interesting, really.
Not that interesting? I mean, being in the army sounds pretty interesting. How, I mean, how long have you been out?
Piper.
Hi guys. Having fun? Not talking about me too much, I hope.
No. No. Not at all.
No?
Actually Leo was about to fill me in on his army experience.
The army? Huh. Whoops. Look at the time. Gotta call it a night. Party's over.
Good night everybody.
Finally.
You guys be safe.
MA Man
Thank you.
Okay, I asked you guys once to keep it down...
Phoebe?
Phoebe? Hey, are you alright?
Uh... Yeah. I think so.
What happened?
I don't know. But I'd sure like to find out.
Thanks.
You sure you're alright?
I'm fine, really.
You're lucky. Falling down like that you really could've hurt yourself.
Maybe we should call it a night, huh? Let her get some rest.
Uh, okay. I'll walk you out.
Okay. Hey, Leo. Comin'?
Er, no... He has to stay here and...
...Um, take glasses back to P3.
Now? At this hour?
I'm a tough boss. Ready?
Nice chatting with you.
Yeah, you too.
I thought he'd never leave.
The hell were you two chatting about all night?
Piper, do you mind? Phoebe, so what really happened?
Uh... Okay, I heard what I thought were party noises. So I came downstairs to check and to yell at you guys. And... I was attacked. By something invisible.
So, what, like a ghost?
I didn't sense another being. It was more, um... I don't know. Like-like a daydream, I guess.
A daydream? Since when do daydreams attack people?
It wasn't really an attack, it was more of... a seduction.
Interesting daydream.
Yeah.
So, I guess the question is what was it?
Have you ever run across anything like this? I mean, as a Whitelighter?
Not really.
Which means we have no idea if it's going to strike again or not.
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