Charmed · Season 2
Spirits send the words, from all across the land;
Allow me to absorb them, through the touch of either hand.
For twenty-four hours, from seven to seven,
I will understand all meaning of the words from here to heaven.
And, uh, p.s. there will be no personal gain.
I always hoped someone would get my SOS, but I never thought it would be a woman.
What, a woman can't rescue a man?
I'm still waiting.
Yeah well keep waiting pal.
Wait. What does this mean? "Absolvo Amitto Amplus Brevis Semper Mea". Phoebe! Help!
Piper, no!
Phoebeee!
Piper?
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Piper?
What the hell is happening? Where are we?
All right, hurry. Just get to the bookcase fast.
Whahhh!
Watch out.
Uhh!!! Whoa!!! Whoa!!! Wow!!!
Don't tell me she's the sister witch who was gonna save us.
Speaking of getting off the ground, that plane trip to Paris is still on open for discussion isn't it? Hasn't that raincheck burned a hole in your pocket by now?
Look I really appreciate your offer
It's not an offer Prue, it's a dinner request.
In Paris!
You know what they call french bread in France?
Bread.
Exactly!
Phoebe, we can't even give our cat a vitamin, how are we going to get this down a demon's throat?
In this.
What is that?
It's a balloon.
Okay, where is it?
Where's what?
The spoonful of sugar big enough to hide that thing.
You're looking at her.
Lives are at stake Prue, innocent men are going to die. We're your sisters, Prue, we're not going to laugh.
(comes out of the bathroom, dressed as a guy) How can I save anyone? Okay, I look ridiculous, I am wearing clothes from the ex-boyfriends pile, I have hair in strange places and I have a PENIS! (as Phoebe starts giggling) This is so not funny!
Hahahaha.
(On Dan's tape for the dating agency)
What do you look for in a woman?
What do I look for? I don't know, I'm old-fashioned I guess, I look for the girl next door. Someone with a good heart, and personality and looks to match. The kind of girl that, when I leave for work in the morning, I wait just a little bit 'till she leaves for work too, just to catch a glimpse of that long dark hair and great smile. Hoping that maybe, one day, she'll notice that I'm watching and she'll smile back at me.
It didn't start happening until she sucker-punched Owen.
Well you had a problem, I fixed it.
Oh, you bet your butt you did. You nearly broke his jaw.
I saved his life. Look, you're the one who told me I had to practice being a man, right, so I acted on instinct. And to tell you the truth, the moment I hit him, I felt powerful and strong like somehow that made me a man.
You want to know how to be a real man, look at Dan. Honest, kind, good heart. The type of guy who would risk being late for work just to make you smile, not some bully who walks around thinking one punch is going to change anything.
She learned all that just from looking out a window.
Oh yeah, nice body, great tan.
Awesome truck.
You know I think you really are becoming a man.
She knocked me out guys, I mean really, it was like I was in a trance, I was weak in the knees. And for a moment I felt her need not to be rejected, as though it would devastate her.
Great, we're dealing with a sensitive man-killing demon.
200 years ago a good witch turned evil, started using her craft against innocents. Fortunately she was tricked into a cave and entombed, but unfortunately, this morning, Tuatha escaped.
Tuatha, who wouldn't go bad with a name like that!
Did you find Eric?
No.
Not good. He's being protected by a time-freezing witch.
And Bruce Lee's little sister.
Jack's not a warlock.
He's a jerk.
Someday, somehow, I'm going to make it through that damn door.
They really shouldn't have given us the finger.
You read my mind.
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