What is this?! A brothel?
S5A Witch in Time
Oh no, they're going upstairs! Should I stop them?
No, only if you want to make a total ass of yourself - but that's up to you.
Okay, something really freaky happened last night when I was with Miles.
You guys are already getting freaky?
You saved my life.
Oh, it was nothing.
It was my life.
Yeah.
I should be dead right now.
Yeh, but you're not. That's good.
You saved my life.
I think we've been over that part.
Did I thank you?
Look warlocks we can handle, demonic ex-husbands we cannot. You gotta get out of here before she sees you.
Your kisses kill me.
Right back at ya.
Too many spells and potions to remember, let alone defend against.
We're dead.
Again.
And again.
Honey?
Yeah?
Zip it.
BBaccarra
And then there were none.
How long have you guys been standing there?
Long enough to know you've got some serious 80's dance moves!
Well...let's just say i had a little premonition of my own!
S5Sam, I Am
I gotta go home 'cos I gotta interview magical nannies tomorrow and I gotta prepare.
Magical nannies...you mean like Mary Poppins?
You're getting your first charge.
Are you serious?
Yeah, well the Elders aren't exactly known for their sense of humor.
That is so great. I am now Paige Matthews, whitelighter-witch... I'm a hyphenate.
Last night two guys held up a bar and a vigilante killed them.
That sounds more like you need an arrest warrant, not a potion
Not when the vigilate is tall, dark and handsome and can send people flying with the wave of a hand.
Well, that doens't mean it's Cole.
Did I forget to mention the scorch marks?
That means it's Cole!
If this is where I was supposed to find my charge, you might have told me not to wear my Jimmy Choos.
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