Piper, Paige and others in “Y Tu Mummy Tambien”

Piper

Everything is so bright and cheery and ruffly.

Paige

Your pants stopped fitting you.

Piper

Well, I could have gone up a size or two. I don't have to resort to maternity clothes. I just feel so-

Adorable! I think it's you.

Piper

Obviously, you don't know me very well. Look, do you have anything that will go with combat boots? Ya know, something for the mom-to-be who kicks some ass upon occasion? You know something in black. Or gray.

... I'll go check.