Hey I'm not nauseous anymore.
Hey I am! Wait, that's not good news…
What about your powers?
(Piper takes a doughnut, throws it up in the air, and blows it up.)
Very nice!
S5Siren's Song
So, did you get my flowers?
Yeah. "Sorry I tried to strangle you." Probably not a card that the florist gets to write every day, huh?
Maybe the baby thought that fireworks were prettier than demon guts.
Abracadabra!
Nice job!
You did all that with abracadabra?
Nah, I used a spell. I just always wanted to say that
Oh God, not the crying thing.
[tearfully] Leo, I have growing powers inside of me, powers that I do not understand and the only person who does understand never has time to talk, add that to raging hormones and I guarantee you I am absolutely entitled to do the crying thing.
S5Witches in Tights
P3's still doing great.
Not as great as it used to be, thanks to me.
Well, Piper, you're having a baby. Your priorities have changed.
Yeah, well, haven't you heard? Women can have careers and babies now. It's been in all the papers.
Well, are those women trying to save the world from demons too?
Having sex.
Oh!
See this is why I don't want to talk to you about this, it's weird talking to a pregnant lady about sex anyway.
Well, Paige, how do you think I got pregnant.
Urgh, I don't want to know that either.
I think I'm so busy protecting this big ol' secret of ours I guess I can't really let my guard down. How'd you do it?
Marry an angel.
I'm pregnant, not terminal.
RRamus
Just because you're an angel doesn't mean you can't kick some ass now and again.
S5The Eyes Have It
Well, maybe try a different yoga instructor.
It wasn't the instructor, it was all those women showing off their sonogram pictures. And it was just working on my last nerve. Like 'look it's Jasper's first photo and it's gonna go on the fridge in a magnetic frame that says Jasper's first photo!'
Okay, I thought prenatal yoga was supposed to help you relax.
I'm just a big, dumb, fat unemployed loser.
No, Paige, you're a big, fat, dumb, unemployed loser who saves the world.
Alright, you guys yell at her, I'm gonna go check with the Elders and see what they know.
Dear Phoebe, my career is on the fast track, I'm wildly popular and the money's pretty damn good. What should I do?
Stop whining.
Damn, you are good.
Uh gross, what are you guys watching? Is that some horror movie?
The Joys of Home Birthing. Strangely I'm not feeling the joy.
Wow pre-natal yoga this morning and now you wanna crash a stranger's funeral. You really do need friends.
You're mean.
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