Well, what happens when they check the security camera to find out why the sonogram machine blew up like it did with Phoebe's baby?
Phoebe's baby was a demon, ours is an angel for crying out loud.
S5The Eyes Have It
So your new and improved premonitions are just a more vivid way of telling us we're screwed.
S5Sympathy for the Demon
Hi! I am off to yoga and then to the salon for a manicure and pedicure. There's a cherry pie cooling on the counter and I will be on my cell.
Uh uh. Prenatal police lady. Put the mug down, step away from the coffee.
It's herbal tea. I'm on a natural high today.
Ah, Jinxed! I should have know this was going to happen. It's the story of my life, when everything is going great something will inevitably happen that will ruin it.
A little spider did all that to you?
Oh, you just wait, you will see.
Please, you've got to help me.
See?
Hey, how long were you married?
Not long, but we were together for two years. The beginning was great it's just the end was, uh...hell.
Yeah, I had the same experience with my ex.
Uh, no, pretty sure you didn't. Well you know 'cause you know every situation is so different.
I think somebody's trying to drive me crazy.
Yeah, well, that makes two of us.
Desperate demons call for desperate measures.
What is wrong with you? Is this Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Piper? Make up your mind, lady.
We don't need to go looking for trouble. Trouble comes to find us anyway.
As your whitelighter, I would say go with your instincts.
Okay.
But as your brother-in-law, going up against your sisters is pure suicide.
Great. You really helped clarify this issue.
What does this Barbas do? What's his thing?
He brings really bad things to life.
Okay people, time to get over our fears right now!!
Easy for you to say. You're not facing killer spiders!
Neither are you.
Playing on an expectant mother's fears. That was a good one. But not that good.
Paige, orb the potion.
It's in a puddle.
You can do it, Prue did.
BBarbas
Ay, there's the rub. You're no Prue, are you?
S5A Witch in Time
He works with numbers all day. You know how Phoebe is with math. They have absolutely nothing in common.
You're right. We- we should just vanquish him.
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