A-a-are you drinking in the middle of the day?
Well, I was a little bummed about this sin thing, so I thought I deserved a little indulgence. Would you like a bit of bubbly?
S3Sin Francisco
Oh, no, don't tell me we got infected with those sin thingys.
My ethics professor threw me out of class.
What happened?
One minute I was telling him why my paper was late, and the next thing I knew I was unzipping his pants with my teeth.
Oh, Phoebe. You do know that charming the pants off someone is just a figure of speech, don't you?
Unfortunately, what got into you was lust, as in the sin of.
What, now you think we were infected?
Hello, gluttony, table for one.
Everything's under control, don't worry about a thing. I've got it all under control. Hi, he needs medical attention. The Pastor's inside, I kicked his ass. He needs attention too, he's knocked out.
Yeah, well, my sin's not nearly as fun as yours.
Wait, your sin, I thought you didn't get hit.
Well, that was the pride talking and it almost got me killed already.
Pride? You didn't seem all that different.
Oh really, well back at ya.
Hey! Be nice. I don't want to talk about sin tonight.
Me neither!
So, this is a pretty interesting band. What's their name?
Orgy.
S3The Demon Who Came in from the Cold
I don't think we're gonna be able to pull this off.
We have to.
We've been in tighter jams than this before.
But we're running out of time, I don't think we're gonna make it.
Phoebe, we can do this, okay? I mean, if we just get a quick bite to eat at Red's, we can still make the 9:30 Faithless at the Avalon.
Save it. You can't stop the brotherhood with a little research and your basic kick, freeze and magical move. No offence intended.
Some taken.
Alright, look. This whole voting together thing would be really, really cute if it weren't so annoying. I mean, maybe your guys votes should just count as one from now on.
Bet you wouldn't mind if we were voting with ya.
They'll track your shimmer.
Not if we meet in the mausoleum. That's the second safest place I know.
What's the safest?
With you.
Wait a minute, so Cole is risking his life to maintain stock portfolios?
Wouldn't it be nice to save the world at a decent hour?
Well, since plan A is going so well, I'd love to hear about plan B...assuming that you have one.
I've got part of it, in the freezer.
In the freezer? Wait, we're gonna fight the brotherhood with Ben & Jerry's?
S3Exit Strategy
Honey, we don't need a passport to honeymoon in Paris. With a blink of an orb, we can be sipping champagne at the Champs Elysees.
Yes, as romantic as you make that sound, I would rather fly Air France, than Air Leo. Just like every other normal newlywed.
Well, great, except that we're not.
Well, a passport for you could change all that, if I could just find... voila! Birth certificate. (She holds it up.)
Where did you get that?
From Dan's old file, the one he put together when he was suspicious of you. You remember him, don't ya?
Let's see, perfect hair, cleft chin, tried to steal you away from me? Vaguely, vaguely. This isn't gonna work, I was born in 1924.
No, you weren't. Okay, off-white background, black ink... Little trick I learned in high school.
You're gonna forge my birth certificate.
No. Just going to change one little number. (She white outs the number.) So, 1924 becomes 1974. And just like that, you are fifty years younger. (She writes in the seven.) Wait a minute, that makes you 27. That's younger than me. Maybe I should change another number.
Piper, this is completely illegal.
Yeah? Well, so is marrying a dead guy, okay? Let's not get technical now.
(walks into kitchen) Morning. What's up?
Oh, probably 3 to 5 years in jail if we're lucky.
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