Piper?
Uh, okay, was it a demon?
No, it was watermelon!
Honey, why did you vanquish watermelon?
I didn't vanquish watermelon. I threw it up in the air and I tried to freeze it and it exploded.
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Piper?
Uh, okay, was it a demon?
No, it was watermelon!
Honey, why did you vanquish watermelon?
I didn't vanquish watermelon. I threw it up in the air and I tried to freeze it and it exploded.
I don't know what is up with me. Every time I try to freeze, I flame!
I'm just thrilled to meet you. I mean, I've heard of the Charmed Ones, of course, but I just thought I'd never dream I'd...
Nearly die with us? Yes, well, welcome to our lives.
Check her out, whipping it up like it's Tollhouse Cookies. Maybe after she fixes Phoebe she could fix me.
Piper, you don't need fixing.
Uh, if it's taking the Elders this long to tell Leo what's wrong with me, then I definitely need fixing.
Leo should have been back by now. It must mean my powers are screwed forever. They're punishing me.
You're a fulfillment of a great prophecy. Why punish you?
Oh, forgery. Wanting to have a normal life. Getting pissed off. By next week I'll be walking around like Carrie at the prom.
Sorry about knocking you out. Nothing personal.
Yeah, well, at least you didn't blow me up.
Yeah, I was kinda relieved too.
(Prue pops the attic door open, and she, Piper and Phoebe rush in. While Prue and Piper run to Leo, Phoebe stares at Belthazor.)
Phoebe ...
(bending over Leo) What did you do to him?! (Belthazor changes back into Cole)
I saw what you did.
It's not what it looks like, it wasn't ...
Janna is dead and Leo is unconscious. What else could it be?
Raynor forced me. I had no choice.
There's always a choice, Cole!
(looks at the potion) The potion. (reaches for it, but Phoebe grabs it) Before it's too late ...
It's already too late. You killed an innocent woman, there is no turning back from that.
I didn't wanna kill her, you've gotta understand that. I can still be good.
There's nothing good in you anymore.
Maybe there never was. You have to read the spell to activate the amulets, right? I mean, Cole, maybe that was your plan all along, to get the Book.
But evil can't use the amulets or the Book.
Phoebe He could have if he'd stripped his powers. (her voice raising) Is that why you wanted the potion, Cole? So you could get the spell and use the amulets against us?!
Phoebe, you've gotta believe me.
I think she's believed you one too many times.
Stay outta this! This is between her and me.
There's nothing between us anymore.
Phoebe, don't let Raynor take this away from us. Don't let him win.
Raynor didn't set me up. You set me up. What am I supposed to do?
(reaches for the potion) Please, save me.
Save yourself. (She smashes the potion to the ground. Cole sullenly stares at the sisters, and shimmers out.)
For Liza, a lost sister, may her spirit soar.
For Jenna, our lost friend, may we meet again.
For Cole, a lost love, may you find peace.
Well, I don't have news but I do have a passport.
You went back?
Yeh well, I was thinking with everything that's happened and with your new power making life a little crazy.. alright crazier, i figured the least i could do is make it somewhat normal.
Are you sure?
Anything that it takes to get you on a plane to Paris.
Ah, you know what? I think we should wait on that. I wouldn't want to like sneeze at 40,000 feet and have a whole bunch of people explode, that would be bad.
Well, I'm single again, so I have no choice but to live vicariously through your love life.
Wow, I'd pick a better love life if I were you. Lately mine's been rated PG for Pretty Grim.
That's because nobody makes it past the threshold Prue. I mean don't get me wrong, I'm glad that you're out there looking, but you can't keep saving yourself for Mr. Right. I need more vicarious thrills than that.
You can't stay down there forever.
Yes I can.
No you can't, you have a club to run and a husband who can't stand to live without you.
That's right. And, and two sisters who need you to cook for them and fight evil with them.
Okay, do you want her to come up or do you want her to stay down there?
I think that you're barking up the wrong demon.
Oh, she’s such a pretty dog.
What else did you expect?
A Doberman? (Prue growls) Easy!
Honey, watch your orbs.
This is worse than I thought.
Prue, no! No-no-no-no, very bad, Prue. Very, very bad Prue.
(Prue growls)
Hi, Cujo, who you growling at?
Maybe I'd better go check with the Elders, see if they know how to vaquish a banshee.
Wait a minute, don't tell me you're afraid of Prue.
Yeah!!
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