Oops. I think I just killed the warlock again.
Phoebe!
S3Pre-Witched
You know, I don't wanna be one of those old married lepers that nobody thinks if fun anymore.
You've never been fun, Piper.
I've always been fun, Prue. I am just Mrs. Fun now.
(Flashback) I'm not sure what my future holds, but it's not in San Francisco. We all know that the only thing I add to this threesome is trouble.
Sharp painful implement?
Check.
Ooh! Nice choice.
So what is our level of confidence in this plan?
Well, on a scale from one to ten, ten being we whoop ass, one being he laughs at us while we're on fire and naked...
Maybe you should lie to me.
SShadow
Wait a minute, do you think I'm an idiot? You've got something up your sleeve.
Hello, sleeveless!
Was that for good?
Well, if it wasn't, he's really gonna miss his ear, 'cause it looks like part of it's dripping off the clock.
Yuck.
It’ll be just like having your own place.
Except with your sisters right down the hall!
PPPrue, Piper, and Phoebe
Beloved unknown spirit,
We seek your guidance,
We ask that you commune with us
And move amongst us.
I'm sorry, this just seems so callous. I mean, you just lost your life and we're treating you like 411.
WWitch
It's okay. It's just... I'm at peace now. The ones I loved - when someone's taken from you, suddenly there are no goodbyes.
Something we're all too familiar with.
AAriel
At its core, evil exists for one reason: to spread loss. Be careful not to lose each other. Take care and blessed be.
PPPrue, Piper, and Phoebe
Nine times this evil's cheated death,
Felt no pain and kept his breath,
This warlock standing in our midst,
Let him feel the pain he missed.
S3Sin Francisco
Wait a minute, are you telling me you're actually looking for trouble now? Prue, what happened to putting more balance in your life? You know, less wicca wonder, more Prue.
Listen, I shot a magazine cover yesterday, I had a date last night and this morning I'm searching for evil. You can't get more balanced than that.
Right, just your typical everyday cosmo girl!
Oh my god! It's the coffee maker I wanted.
Phoebe it's just the carton.
Oh. See I need you, you just protected me from making a fool of myself.
Now there's a full time job.
Leo, you're a genius, what would we do without him?
Oh, I dunno. I guess our lives wouldn't be the smooth running carefree existence that they are today.
The three of us can handle the box.
Are you sure?
Yes! Go. Although you might want to change into, oh I don't know.. clothes, an actual shirt?
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