Anything?
Nope
Maybe if you did it again with a little more "ummph", you know? Maybe some choreography, Piper could back you up with some old school beatbox.
How did I know I wouldn't get any help from you crazy people?
S3We All Scream for Ice Cream
Prue, if you keep ignoring me, my feelings might actually implode.
Why don't we try focusing on the positive? They're together.
That's it, that's your positive?! 'Cause I've got a list a mile long in the negative column.
Piper, any minute they are going to walk through that door with a perfectly good explanation.
Piper!
See!
We thought the good guys were bad guys, and in trying to vanquish them, we helped the real bad guys, which were dead ringers for good guys.
Was that English?
You know, if this doesn't work, I can look back and pinpoint the exact moment where it all went wrong.
And that moment's name would be Dad? Prue, you gotta admit if he can open the door, we kinda need him.
It's all about word choice Piper, we don't need him, we need his utter lack of power. Right? He opens the door, we save the day, we get on with our lives. It's a one-time group effort.
Glad to see you have a healthy handle on the situation, Prue.
I think I do!
[At the junkyard, Victor re-attaches the solenoid in the engine to start the demon-catching music; the demon kids walk up to the truck and get sucked in. Leo arrives with Caleb who is revealed to be the new Ice Cream Man]
So, your interest in me?
ICIce Cream Man (Caleb)
Uh, huh. Strictly professional. I was lost. But until I was sure who you were I couldn't just come out and say, hey are you a Charmed One, 'cause I need you to take me to my demon-catching truck.
Whenever I decide to have kids, remind me of this day.
S3Blinded by the Whitelighter
What happened?
Piper froze ya.
S-she what?
(laughing) Yep.
Piper, what are you doing?
Getting irritated. Who put Lady Attitude in charge?
She's not in charge.
Really? 'Cause she's acting like it. I thought Whitelighters were supposed to guide, not dictate.
Hey, you want to freeze me in bed for your own personal pleasure, that is fine, but freezing Natalie is not gonna make her or the Elders happy.
Who's Natalie?
She's a f...
(interrupting) Fellow whitelighter. See, I finished your sentence.
Hm. That's not what I was going to say.
We went, we saw, we didn't quite conquer.
You must prepare yourselves for battle. Mentally, physically, spiritually, sartorially...
(Piper scoffs)
I'm sorry, what?
She doesn't like our clothes.
You need clothes that are loose and move. That means no more braless, strapless... fearless attire.
Okay, then I have nothing to wear.
Alright, lets pretend I'm the enemy.
Oh, that is way too easy.
(Phoebe claps her hands and Piper giggles)
Very funny. Now, talk me through how you plan to separate me from my crossbow.
OK, first I freeze you.
I deflect that.
I guess I could levitate and kick you.
You just kicked a clone.
All right, how about I send in an astral Prue as a decoy and then I just ... (flicks her hand and yanks the piece of wood out of Natalie's hand) Oh, I'm so sorry. (Phoebe laughs at Prue's sarcasm)
Not as sorry as you would be if I just blinked behind you and stabbed you to death.
Well, that would be bad.
Ouch.
All right, you know what? This is too hard. Usually in these situations, you know, everything happens so quickly. The adrenaline is pumping.
I want you to think using your brains, not your glands. Now try again.
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