Hey, if we don't vanquish Eames, can we at least vanquish Natalie?
Don't tempt me.
S3Blinded by the Whitelighter
Something doesn't feel right. This was way too easy.
Or even worse, anticlimactic.
(Eames writhes in agony as the arrow's poison takes effect, while the sisters stand over him glowering)
EEames
What the hell are you doing up here?
Kicking your ass!
Don't even bother trying to orb out. It won't work. You see, you didn't just get the powers of a Whitelighter, but you get their vulnerability too. So the poison in that arrow is killing you just like you killed Natalie.
It's kind of poetic.
I'm kind of in a rhyming mood--how about you, girls?
Sure, this poison isn't working fast enough for me.
PPPrue, Piper and Phoebe
Time for amends and a victim's revenge ...
Cloning power, turn sour ... (Eames bursts into flames and screams in agony)
Power to change, turn to strange ...
(in a mock Texas accent) I'm rejectin' your deflection! (Eames disintegrates)
S3Wrestling With Demons
Ugh, innocents and alleys. Don't they ever learn?
[about Tom] I know that demon...I dated that demon!
Piper also babbles when she's nervous.
I resent that. I am expressing a valid concern about this continuing issue in our lives.
[walking in] What are you babbling about?
[Phoebe laughs]
You know, if I could freeze the two of you, I would. Often.
I sorta... kinda lost the wedding ring.
(Piper gasps and Prue looks shocked.)
I've got a great ring guy downtown if you need one.
He doesn't need one, he has a ring. Mom's ring. I gave it to him, so he could give it back to me at the perfect, romantic moment!
Wow, Leo, you lost Mom's ring. It's a good thing you're dead already.
I had it in my pocket, Piper. All the orbing in and out...
Your orbs are grass if you do not find that ring.
You have to tell them, Phoebe. You can't wait any longer.
Well, it's not really an easy thing to drop into conversation, Leo. You know, like "your hair looks great. Cole's not dead. I let him go."
I cast a little spell.
The less I know, the happier I am.
Alright, I am going to win this fight and save your ass. That way I can kick it myself later.
PPPiper and Phoebe
Guiding spirits I ask your charity,
Lend me your focus and clarity,
Lead me to the one i cannot find,
Restore that and my piece of mind.
S3Bride and Gloom
You know, besides, a wedding invite definitely makes a statement.
That he can tie a bow tie?
Tell me the truth. Do you think I'm pushing it too far with the wedding?
Okay, why is Phoebe going to school without her books?
Okay, why is Prue not answering Piper's question?
Because Prue doesn't want both her sisters not speaking to her.
[the previous night at P3, Zile shape-shifted into Piper when she went into the bathroom and asked Prue for her lipstick. The next day at the manor Prue asks Piper for her lipstick back]
Can I have my lipstick back, Piper?
What lipstick?
The lipstick you borrowed last night.
Wasn't me.
Oh, I'm sorry. I must have gotten you confused with another Piper!
I thought you said there was nothing in the Book.
Well now, there's just a whole bunch of weirdness in it. Look.
Hemlock killing spell? That doesn't belong in here.
But it does have possibilities...
Piper!
I'm sorry, I don't know what I was... [she blinks into the kitchen.]
Piper?
In here, somehow...
You blinked.
I did not! Only warlocks do that.
Nope, you did it.
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