We're going to vanquish Phoebe's boyfriend? That's gonna cause some problems.
S3Sleuthing with the Enemy
PPPrue, Piper, and Phoebe
Spirits of air, forest and sea;
Set us of this demon free;
Beasts of hoof and beasts of shell,
Drive this evil back to hell!
PPPrue, Piper, and Phoebe
Magic forces black and white,
Reaching out through space and light,
Be he far or be he near,
Bring us the demon Belthazor here.
S3Coyote Piper
Come on Piper, isn't this supposed to be a fun thing. You know, going back and seeing all your old friends.
You weren't by any chance popular in high school were you?
Well I was.. I mean.. Is there a right answer to this question?
What I mean is I'm this super powerful witch who's engaged to a whitelighter saving the world from evil on a daily freaking basis, and all these people are going to see is the same pitiful loser who still lives at home with her sisters and her unemployed boyfriend.
Come on, why do you even care what those people think?
Only a former cheerleader could ask that question.
Wow, you only scored a four, that is just so sad.
JHJustin Harper
Excuse me, but you only scored a five out of ten on my list.
Right, So I got an F, but dude, you got an F-!
JHJustin Harper
Ouch! That's a bad high school flashback.
TTerra
What kind of witch can't vanquish a demon without her sisters?
What the hell kind of demon has a panic attack everytime her boyfriend comes to visit?
Oh my god.. and she's been acting really.. and she left without saying.. and and the bottle, she wanted to destroy it.
I'm trying to jump on your thought train but you're moving a little too fast for me here.
PPPrue, Piper, and Phoebe
Let flesh be flesh and bone be bone,
The alchemist will transform none,
Cruel scientist of evil born,
With these words face the fires scorn.
PPPrue, Piper, and Phoebe
Host soul, reject the poison essence,
Let loves light end this cruel possession.
S3We All Scream for Ice Cream
Alright, well, nothing usually means something, and something usually means a boy, so...
He's still staring at me!
That’s not staring, that’s flirting!
You say tomato…
No! I say relaxo!
Prue, it's me leaving you another message after leaving Phoebe another message. I tried you at work, but they said you never checked in after your shoot, so where are you guys? (Piper sees the same guy as before standing at the other end of the bar). Uh, look, so call me, or better yet, just show up and save me from having to perform an impending awkward rejection all by myself.
CCaleb
Hi, I'm Caleb.
Piper.
CCaleb
I'm sorta new in town and I'm looking to meet someone... (Piper looks away uncomfortably) someone special? (Piper gives him a blank stare) I-I'm sorry. I didn't mean to interrupt your phone call to your...
Fiance. Very large, very jealous, fiance.
CCaleb
Really? Does he ever come here?
Hahaha, yeah! All the time.
CCaleb
So he-he-he lives nearby?
Uh, look, I'm flattered, and you know, if this was another time or place... uhh, maybe you'd like to meet one of my single sisters?
CCaleb
You've got sisters, rrreally? Well, maybe we could all, uh, get together sometime? (Piper turns away, clearly exasperated) Uh, does your fiance like to hang out with your sisters too?
Okay, uhh, you know what? I don't know what kind of kinky stuff you're into, but there's a club, down the street, you might be more comfortable in. They've got, uh, cages and rubber floors, and a three-for-two special on Fridays.
Hey, alright I need some professional help.
No arguments here.
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