Paige Matthews quotes from Charmed

Leo

Good. I mean that's normal. You don't want to go around just having it all be glossed over, you know.

Paige

No. But still... I am happy for him. I mean, he is in a better place. And the thing is, he would really want me to enjoy this new world.

Leo

Well, he died trying to stop it.

Paige

Well, that's why I owe it to him to be happy.

Kyle

Hello Paige.

Paige

Kyle?

Kyle

Careful. That used to mean a lot to me.

Paige

Is this really you?

Kyle

In the flesh. More or less.

Paige

I saw you die.

Kyle

That's right, you did. But as you know, sometimes it doesn't end there.

Paige

Are you a whitelighter?

Kyle

Feels kind of weird.

Look, it says I can be vanquished with the Power of Three.

Paige

(shocked)

What?

Paige

You touched it. You touched the book!

Oh my God, so I did. That must mean I'm good! (touches book with elbows, rubs hands all over pages.)

Paige

(smacks him and gives him a look.) Would you quit it?!

Paige

I'm not just anybody, okay? I am a Charmed One. I ran Magic School for a year, and I'm a Whitelighter. Hello, triple-threat. Where are you going to find somebody with that kind of experience?

Mitchell

Good. You can use it to help your next charge.

Paige

Toast?

Leo

Yeah, it helps calm the butterflies.

Paige

You've been a whitelighter for sixty years and toast is what you got for me?

Wyatt

Ok. But, until we find out why magic brought me back, we can at least try and enjoy the moment, right?

Piper

How do you become such an optimist?

Wyatt

From you, mom (Paige laughs)

Paige

Ha!! You must turn over a new leaf on the future...

Piper

Don't count on it!!

Paige

Do you think Wyatt is creating these demons?

Piper

That's ridiculous!

Paige

Well, he created the dragons.

Piper

One! One lousy dragon, and you're gonna hold it against him for his entire life!

Paige

Witches don't wear costumes.

Billie

So the conical hat and black cape are everyday wear?

Piper

I think the only way to save Maya is to get him to confess to the murder somehow.

Paige

Oh, that happens before or after hell freezes over?

Piper

Hurry, get the mattress.

Paige

What if it doesn't work?

Piper

Well, then it was a bad idea.

Paige

Mattress!

Phoebe

Billie was right. It's demon central.

Leo

Just trying to help you with the kid, that's all.

Now why don't I believe that?

Piper

We gotta hurry. Leo's in trouble.

Paige

Yeah, well, how are we going to stop The Source? We have no potions.

Phoebe

It's gonna take a lot more than potions.

Paige

How did you do it last time?

Piper

Not the same way we gonna do it this time.

Phoebe

You have a plan?

Piper

Yeah, and it starts with Mandy.

If you don't trust him, just kill him. Then we can go on a family outing. Slaughter a few innocents, have a picnic!

There's not a drop of evil in him. HE'S NOT A DEMON AT ALL!

This is too good to be true ... Daddy!

What?!? Wait...

What happened? Who did this?

Piper

We did.

I should have known the Charmed Ones weren't really dead! Only you've gone soft in my absence. WITHOUT THE HOLLOW, YOU CAN'T HURT ME!

Piper

Oh really? Hey, cupcake!

Phoebe

Talk about your ball and chain!

Paige

I don't really understand. How did you ...

Piper

Well, she conjured him, so they're connected. She goes, he goes.

Phoebe

For eternity now.

Paige

Okay, well, we probably should get out of here, before any other demons recognise us...

Phoebe

What are we going to do with her? (nodding to Mandy, who is lying unconcsious on the floor)

Piper

Oh, come on, we don't need to save her! (Phoebe looks at her) What? She's still too perky!

Paige

Is this what we've been reduced to? Loveless sex? Pimping?

Piper

Yes.

Piper

Hi, how's it going? Uh, by any chance, is Agent Murphy in?

Who-who shall I say is calling?

Paige

Oh, I don't know girls. Maybe we should just ... surprise him!

Phoebe

I'm pregnant.

Paige

(as she collapses onto a sofa) Dex?

Phoebe

No actually, it was some guy that I met at the pumping station ... Yes, of course it's Dex!

Piper

Great! Witch vanquishes demon, film at eleven.

Billie

But the press doesn't even know who I am! That's why I'm the perfect girl for the job. Plus, I wanna do it.

Paige

Why do you wanna do it?

Billie

So I can show you guys that I can. Come on! Please? I know I can do this.

Piper

Fine, but if you get caught on tape I will vanquish you.