Phoebe Halliwell quotes from Charmed

Piper

Leo and I are moving. (Everyone puts down their papers.) Thinking of moving, out of the manor. Um, milk?

Prue

Excuse me?

Phoebe

Wait a minute. Life altering plans can not be squeezed in between 'pass the newspaper' and 'who ate the Special K?'.

Phoebe

Oops. I think I just killed the warlock again.

Piper

Phoebe!

Piper

Sharp painful implement?

Prue

Check.

Phoebe

Ooh! Nice choice.

Piper

So what is our level of confidence in this plan?

Phoebe

Well, on a scale from one to ten, ten being we whoop ass, one being he laughs at us while we're on fire and naked...

Piper

Maybe you should lie to me.

Wait a minute, do you think I'm an idiot? You've got something up your sleeve.

Phoebe

Hello, sleeveless!

Prue

It’ll be just like having your own place.

Phoebe

Except with your sisters right down the hall!

Phoebe

Wait a minute, are you telling me you're actually looking for trouble now? Prue, what happened to putting more balance in your life? You know, less wicca wonder, more Prue.

Prue

Listen, I shot a magazine cover yesterday, I had a date last night and this morning I'm searching for evil. You can't get more balanced than that.

Phoebe

Right, just your typical everyday cosmo girl!

Phoebe

Oh my god! It's the coffee maker I wanted.

Prue

Phoebe it's just the carton.

Phoebe

Oh. See I need you, you just protected me from making a fool of myself.

Prue

Now there's a full time job.

Prue

The three of us can handle the box.

Phoebe

Are you sure?

Prue

Yes! Go. Although you might want to change into, oh I don't know.. clothes, an actual shirt?

Phoebe

My ethics professor threw me out of class.

Prue

What happened?

Phoebe

One minute I was telling him why my paper was late, and the next thing I knew I was unzipping his pants with my teeth.

Prue

Oh, Phoebe. You do know that charming the pants off someone is just a figure of speech, don't you?

Prue

Yeah, well, my sin's not nearly as fun as yours.

Phoebe

Wait, your sin, I thought you didn't get hit.

Prue

Well, that was the pride talking and it almost got me killed already.

Phoebe

Pride? You didn't seem all that different.

Prue

Oh really, well back at ya.

Prue

Hey! Be nice. I don't want to talk about sin tonight.

Phoebe

Me neither!

Prue

So, this is a pretty interesting band. What's their name?

Piper

Orgy.

Phoebe

I don't think we're gonna be able to pull this off.

Leo

We have to.

Prue

We've been in tighter jams than this before.

Phoebe

But we're running out of time, I don't think we're gonna make it.

Prue

Phoebe, we can do this, okay? I mean, if we just get a quick bite to eat at Red's, we can still make the 9:30 Faithless at the Avalon.