Piper Halliwell quotes from Charmed

Piper

Prue! What the hell is going on?

Phoebe

Prue! Get your astral ass back here!

Leo

Piper, through all the tears and struggles, I always knew in my heart that we'd make it here. I promise to love and respect you from this point forward as your husband, as my wife, my lover, my friend, and my soul mate. All I am is yours.

Piper

Leo, you are the best thing that has ever happened to me. I was afraid that you were too good to be true, that maybe I didn't deserve someone so pure and beautiful and loving as you are. But here we are surrounded by the people that I love the most and I feel so proud, and so blessed to be your wife. Leo, I was born to love you and I always will.

Piper

I still don't understand why my sisters can't come, we could just do a group hug thing, and..

Leo

I can orb you because you're my wife, but I'm not a cosmic taxi for the whole family.

Phoebe

Hehe... you said wife!

Piper

It’s just so bright.

Leo

Of course it’s bright. It’s supposed to represent the light of eternal love.

Piper

Wait, does that mean we can never turn if off?

Phoebe

Well, if so I got the runt. Bad teeth, funky clothes and way easy to kill.

Prue

Black hair?

Piper

Bad breath?

Prue

Uh, I think I killed him.

Piper

Leo and I are moving. (Everyone puts down their papers.) Thinking of moving, out of the manor. Um, milk?

Prue

Excuse me?

Phoebe

Wait a minute. Life altering plans can not be squeezed in between 'pass the newspaper' and 'who ate the Special K?'.

Prue

Because we must be the only ones strong enough to kill him.

Piper

And he knew where to find us. What are we in the Warlock's Guide to San Francisco?

Phoebe

Oops. I think I just killed the warlock again.

Piper

Phoebe!

Piper

You know, I don't wanna be one of those old married lepers that nobody thinks if fun anymore.

Prue

You've never been fun, Piper.

Piper

I've always been fun, Prue. I am just Mrs. Fun now.

Piper

Sharp painful implement?

Prue

Check.

Phoebe

Ooh! Nice choice.

Piper

So what is our level of confidence in this plan?

Phoebe

Well, on a scale from one to ten, ten being we whoop ass, one being he laughs at us while we're on fire and naked...

Piper

Maybe you should lie to me.

Piper

Was that for good?

Prue

Well, if it wasn't, he's really gonna miss his ear, 'cause it looks like part of it's dripping off the clock.

Piper

Yuck.