Goodbye, Camp Kidney, you old pile of logs. Real world, here I- [runs over by a truck]
Just one of the hazards of the real world, Slinkman. Here, a man must pick himself up and- [runs over by an ice cream truck]
Sir, it wouldn't be easier to just earn the badge?
Easier? Yes, Slinkman, but not a man in the real world would do. [runs over by a car]
Yes, but I wonder if you were cut out for the real world, sir.
Cut out for it? Why, tailor made is more like- [runs over by a moped] Ow! That one actually hurt a little.
Please, reconsider, sir. But... [looks back as Lumpus was run over by objects from the real world]
[after getting hit multiple times] Slinkman.
[Raj has prepared a special tea for Clam]
[The tea eats a hole on the floor]
Wow! It's like magma from the Earth's core.
More powerful than that. You must be quite mindful.
Love sickness, love sickness, fly away home. Love sickness, love sickness, leave Clam alone.
Clam and Gretchen forever.
Oh, no. No, no, no. Clam and Gretchen not forever!
What are you looking at, runt? [walks away] I thought I told you to get lost!
Get lost yourself! [looks back, smiling] Thanks, Lazlo.
[seeing that Veronica was gone] NO!
[Edward's scream was heard in the camp, including The Jelly Beans staring at a pinecone]
I'll take care of the marshmallows if you take care of the of the pickles.
Toothpicks! [opens mouth and shows toothpicks in his mouth]
Than...clean up this mess, you loser!
[A square-shaped object appears from the sky]
A giant drop of rain fallen straight for us!
The scoutmaster has granted our... [as the object falls closer and closer] ...that's NO RAINDROP!
LR Lazlo, Raj and Clam
LOOK OUT!
[Lazlo, Raj, and Clam looked, it was an air conditioner landed on a pile of laundry bags]
Hey, when did those Jelly Cabin dweebs get an air conditioner? I'm the hottest camper in camp kidney!
Scoutmaster Lumpus, I think I broke my leg!
Scoutmaster Lumpus, I need some advice.
Here's some advice, cut the funny accent. [Clam is about to say something] Press it!
[Scoutmaster Lumpus and the Bean Scouts gather in the forest]
Today, we take part in the time-honored tradition of placing relics of today into time capsules to be opened by future generations of tomorrow. What do you got?
I Ignatious
[holding an alarm clock] Time for the time capsule! [places it in the capsule]
Next! [screams when he sees Wilbert with big red lips] Bee sting?!
[removes the lips, revealing they were actually wax lips] Wax lips.
[smacks his forehead and groans] Next!
[Wilbert puts the wax lips in the time capsule. The Dung Beetles are inside]
DB Dung Beetles
We're ready!
[arrives] Hey, Scoutmaster Lumpus.
Did you have a time capsule back when you went to Camp Kidney?
Wow! So what did you put in it?
[The other scouts agree]
OT Old Turtle
Still the champ! Still the champ!
M Ms. Mucus
He's putting us out of business!
Here you go. [hands Edward a sub sandwich]
Submarine sandwiches. Ooh, I'm losing with pride.
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