TV show quotes
I heard about these kinds of things. The insane Scoutmaster takes his troupe out to the woods, uh, there's an axe, and a pile of bones, and, and some marbles, and a bag of cereal! And all they find is an eyebrow!
[Lumpus glares at Samson, now wearing a huge bushy monobrow]
But why do we have to catch a snipe?
Never mind.
What does it look like?
Who (knows, who) cares?
Ooga ooga eega eega aah! [slap]
[repeated line] Pizza, French fry!
[searching for Lumpus and Lazlo while skiing] Scoutmaster Lumpus?! Lazlo?! Scoutmaster Lumpus?! [crash into a tree]
Tomato scouts don't cry!
Sorry, Samson. Guess we didn't see you there.
Didn't see me?
Yeah. Sometimes you kind of blend in with the background.
Hey, it's Samson.
Yes, it's Samson, so nice of you to remember! [cries]
No problem, roomie.
[agitated] I WAS BEING SARCASTIC!
The only thing we all want to forget…is you!
I would rather read the phone book than to hear about [in sarcastic voice] magical wood gnomes! [Lazlo is seen smiling] But you're gonna tell us anyway?
[Lazlo nods his head]
Dingle Dinglehopper...
[to Slinkman] How am I gonna explain this to my mother?!
Well, there is a way, but it is very difficult.
Everything with mother is difficult.
Edward! I'm sorry I got this all wrong, buddy!
Wait, don't go! I don't wanna get eaten! [clings to Slinkman; crying] My final moments are going to be spent in the mouths of pink-cheeked, bearded, miniature mutants, who inspired hideous lawn ornaments!
[Everyone is singing the Camp Kidney Anthem]
By the wondrous Leaky waters,
And Great Mount White Head,
Stands the pretty good Camp Kidney,
Not too bad, all said!
Not the cleanest, not the smartest,
Not the best are we,
But!
Proud to be the second best camp,
Here on Lake Leaky!
Give us flea infested blankets,
Cabins that are old,
Loudspeakers that pop and garble,
Showers full of mold! (Hi, showers!)
Healthy food and giant head lice,
They will never break
The spirit of our Kidney Campers (Slinkman: What is going on?!)
Here on Leaky [Slinkman hit the brakes on the bus as the song abruptly ends] Lake!
I know this sounds crazy but I had a dream last night that told me to gather everyone at the gate and then I will get what I most desire, I hope it's a voodoo drum!
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