TV show quotes
[packing his suitcases] I had enough Lazlo, I had enough Camp Kidney! [bucking his seatbelt] I just want to see it in a view mirror, that's all. [drives the cabin into the gate]
[blocks the gate] Hold it! Edward, you know you're not supposed to drive the cabins out of camp.
Fine! [leaves the cabin] You park it.
[to Samson] AUGH!!! FOR THE LOVE OF LUMPUS! PRESS THE BELL ALREADY!!!
Fine, I'll get some more stamps.
[covers his eyes] He's still got that rash...
I'm so excited to be leaving this place that I don't care that I'm surrounded by all you losers!
[anxiously opens the box he wants to see where he and the Bean Scouts are in] We're in...We're in... [looking at the sign] Oh no, "Acorn Flats Sunflower Field"?!
[to one of the trouts] Here, do that thing you do with the paper, come on! Do it!
[reading the diary page] Dear Diary, I want to be Lazlo's friend so...
[interrupts and snatches the page back] Give me that!
I have an idea! Lets hold him hostage until they give us chesse!
[watching the other campers beat up the Samson rock] Somehow I don't know if that will work.
Is she okay?
[dizzy with her hair in a mess] I'm okay.
[laughs] Look at her hair!
My hair? [gasps in shock, screaming] MY HAIR!!!
I indicate cheese in 24 hours!
Is it safe to stay with the earthling?
[enters dressed in a spacesuit] Ta-da! What do you think of my space jumper?
It's weird. It's harmless. We'll stay.
[while she and Patsy are by the window, lonely] No cheese, No Nina.
[as he and his cabin mates show up] Hi, ladies! I know how to turn those long faces short- a preview of my Hungarian Cheddar?
[exclaims in shock as she turns away from Lazlo's cheese] Get away, get away!
[nervously pulls the cheese away] Oh! Um...Sorry.
[Patsy cries emotionally and runs away]
[annoyed] Smooth move, Jellies. Everybody knows she's allergic to cheese! She bloats, she turns into- [gasps in realization as she gets an idea] Ah-ha!
[realizes the alien was her two friends] Gretchen?! Patsy?! [runs to Patsy] What happened to you?
[voice breaking] I...ate...all the...cheese!
[tearing up] But why, Patsy? Why?
[gulps, tearing up] Because you...you prefer disgusting mutants with lasers...over me.
[smiles hopefully] You had a severe allergic reaction just for me? Come here, you two! [group hugs Patsy and Gretchen as the audience awws]
[Last lines; after the aliens flew back to outer space in front of the campers and citizens]
Um...Folks, [chuckles] there's just a little bit of bad news: [chuckles again] there is no cheese.
[Everyone gasps and runs away screaming to their homes]
I don't know, why you don't just go in the lake.
The Lake [his eyes are watering. He jumps in and urinates in the lake]
I don't swim in your toilet, so please don't whiz in my home.
[sucks up the urine and runs off] Sorry!
[The fish is revealed to be a puppet controlled by Edward, who comes up out of the water and chuckles]
Come on, give me a sign. [sees a tree with a bull's-eye on it] Perfect...
Lazlo! Don't tell me you were going to go on that defenseless tree, are you?
Well, there's nowhere else to go in camp!
Did you try Acorn Flats?
Girls have bathrooms?
Girls have bladders too.
Okay, Lazlo, but tell me again why you are using our bathroom?
BECAUSE I HAVE TO GO!!!
Whoa! That is definitely the wrong way to ask someone to use their bathroom.
I'm sorry. Please? Uh, pretty please with a P on top?
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