Ooh, can you believe it? We're back for a whole new summer!
Yep, it's really, truly horrifying.
Oh, Max, you must be a little excited to see the other campers!
You know what? I am. [David gasps in excitement] This camp sucks, but you know what else sucks? Life out there; family, school, crumbling society... These assholes are way more fun!
...I'll take it!
Though, I guess Gwen is gone, and Campbell won't be around to involve us in his "illegal schemes", but overall, it'll be the same.
[A new camp counselor named C.J. arrives]
Yup! Exactly the same.
[chuckles] C.J.! I... couldn't help but notice you made some [looks at C.J.'s outfit style] modifications to your counselor uniform. Well, you know what they say, the lower the "V", the higher the SPF. It gets hotter every year thanks to... climate change.
[chuckles] I don't touch that stuff.
Sun... screen?
Climate change. Or sunscreen. Full of chemicals. Here, take these supplements, [holds up a bottle and throws two of them to David and Max] it'll make your skin wet, the sun HATES. It also skyrockets your libido and um... [points at David's hair] stimulates hair growth. [David gasps and covers his hair in fear]
This dynamic will be fun to exploit.
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