David, Gwen and others in “Parents' Day”

Max, that is it! I am fed up with your bad attitude! Why do you always have to bring everyone else down instead of try just a little bit to have fun?

David- [hands him the folder with Max's Camp Camp enrollment form]

Now let's all put on a happy face, go out there, and show everyone just how great you are at- [opens the folder] um-

I told you. They didn't care. [leaves, fighting back tears] Just make something up so we can get this over with.

Max, I- I didn't know.

And now, for our final, and most important performance- [David and Gwen look at Campbell from behind the curtains, then at Max, who is sitting dejectedly in a corner] give it up for Davey, Gladys, aand- [sees nobody there, then Max's form on the floor] Uh- what the what? Oh, don't tell me I lost another kid! [surprised campers and parents stand up] Uh, that may have sounded incriminating, but- [flees offstage]