David, what the hell? No one told us about this!
We've literally been telling you about it every day for weeks.
Yeah, but we never listen to you guys. Put up flyers or something.
Oh, Jesus Christ- campers, we are winning this fucking trophy!
How the hell do we do that?
By overcoming our differences and working t-
NO! Shut up! You are not going to work together!
We're not?
No! You're all terrible at it! But! We've got something they don't.
Subpar indoor plumbing?
We've got the most bizarre collection of campers with niche talents and ridiculously specific skillsets Lake Lillac has ever seen! And subpar indoor plumbing.
I just don't get it. I loved summer camp as a kid. What changed?
These quotes come from Wikiquote's Camp Camp pages and are available under the Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike License.