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Camp Camp · Season 1, Episode 2

David, Max and others in “Mascot”

David

Alrighty, kids! Today we'll be on the hunt for a brand-new mascot!

Max

Woah, woah! Why you gotta put that shit on us? We don't work here!

David

Well, Max, we were going to make handmade ice cream, but someone killed our mascot, and now we need a new one, because every good camp, has a mascot, Max! Also, Gwen is feeling- under the weather. And this is one of the few activities that I can do without her! Uh- Space Kid, don't eat that, it's not space food!

Neil

"Under the weather"?

David

Those are just rocks!

Nikki

Lady sickness. My mom used to get that all the time.

Neil

How do you cure it?

Nikki

Edge closer to death.

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