Call Me Kat Season 2 quotes

On the truck, I like to say "Organization equals optimization!".

Randi

Who does he say that to? He drives alone.

Kat

I'm really sorry.

Carter

This day sucks.

Carter

I don't know how you got out of that math department a lot.

Kat

Right. I'm just saying that one day I finally realized that I had started a whole new chapter of my life and I was happy. I didn't need to keep obsessing about everything that was going on there because it just had nothing to do with me anymore. Are you happy?

Carter

I am!

Kat

What is going on?!

Carter

This food has been living down here.

Max

Hey.

Randi

Seriously, am I the only one who didn't know about the damn basement?

Phil

Why don't you go take a nap? You might be getting sick.

Kat

Oh, no. I'm not sick. I can't be sick. Dale Dixon comes in 2 days.

Kat

You know, maybe I will take a nap, 'cause I have the chills. I'm feeling a little dizzy, but that doesn't mean I'm sick. I felt the same way when Beth died in little women.

Sheila

Hello.

Kat

Hello, mother.

Sheila

He's all you've talked about the last couple of days, and you seem to be finding reasons to go see him.

Kat

Well, he's actively targeting me.

Phil

I love when you say that I'm the one doing most of the ding-dang work. Sorry. I get ugly when I'm trying to solve a mystery. I almost stabbed Kat during a game of clue.

Phil

And be a gentleman, pull her chair out.

And bring mints, in case, things go well and you get to smooching.

Phil

I got one. I got one.

Kat

Why don't you just ask him?

Phil

Men of my generation are not as open about things like that. That's why the gay bars were always called secrets, or whispers, or Thursday night choir practice.

Kat

I would love to see Max find somebody.

Kat

You guys are so cute, I want to drill holes in the top of your heads and turn you into salt and pepper shakers.

Kat

I know Max better than anyone, and this is a mistake.

I don't understand.