Call Me Kat Season 2 quotes

Kat

Hey.

Max

Hey.

Kat

That's what's changed. I have a boyfriend. I have a boyfriend.

Max

Okay. Okay. But, what's wrong with me, not wanting to lose you?

Kat

Max, I've been considering blowing up my entire relationship with a guy who makes me really, really, happy. You know what? I was gonna do that for a fantasy like: "I don't even believe you can fly!", but I know that Oscar has at least 2 kinds of mustard.

Kat

What happened?

Randi

He found out my middle name.

Kat

(gasps) That rat bastard!

Randi

I just don't need him knowing every little detail about my life.

Kat

Well, I like when people know every little detail about my life. I wish I could wear one of those medical bracelets, but, instead of allergies, it would have fun facts about Kat. I'd call them Kat Facts.

Kat

Randi, I have never felt sexier.

Kat

Let's do this again, and video it for TikTok!

Kat

Exactly. That's when we talk about the flaws, like the Hugh Grant story. I mean, the prime minister falling for his junior staffer? That's totally sexual harassment, given the power imbalance.

Kat

Good. We had a great time. Your mom is lovely. Couldn't be lovelier. The loveliest of lovely. Just a frickin' delight.

Kat

Dogs?!

Kat

I love you, too. Wow. We just did that.

We did.

Kat

40's turning out to be a pretty good year.

Wait. You're 40?

Carter

The bottom line is, I'm sorry.

Randi

But, okay. I hear you. Maybe I did jump on you a little bit.

Carter

I've seen a lion be more gentle with a gazelle.

Kat

Oh, he's getting out with a bouquet of flowers.

Randi

Ooh, look at Preston swagger. Is he whistling? Ooh, I want to slap that whistle right off his cheating cheater lips.

Happy to help out.

Kat

Handsome and helpful. You're the total package. Delivery driver pun intended.

Good one.

Kat

Randi, did you see what he did with the cups?

Randi

Yes, I saw what he did with the cups. I saw what he did with the straws. I saw what he did with the napkins. Nothing in this café is where it's supposed to be.