Kat quotes from Call Me Kat

Kat

She rents this hall, she wears a big white stupid dress, she invites 200 people, but she doesn't want to make a scene. Okay!

Kat

My pantsuit! Again?!

Kat

I'm just doing an experiment. A little personal, social experiment. Okay, full disclosure, I'm thinking about freezing my eggs because I might want to get pregnant someday, but I'm not quite sure. I could also adopt. I'm super pro-adoption. Maybe things will work out between us and we'll do things the old-fashioned way. Or not!

Kat

Randi, I have never felt sexier.

Kat

Let's do this again, and video it for TikTok!

Kat

Exactly. That's when we talk about the flaws, like the Hugh Grant story. I mean, the prime minister falling for his junior staffer? That's totally sexual harassment, given the power imbalance.

Kat

Good. We had a great time. Your mom is lovely. Couldn't be lovelier. The loveliest of lovely. Just a frickin' delight.

Kat

Dogs?!

Kat

Oh, he's getting out with a bouquet of flowers.

Kat

I would love to see Max find somebody.

Kat

You guys are so cute, I want to drill holes in the top of your heads and turn you into salt and pepper shakers.

Kat

I know Max better than anyone, and this is a mistake.

Kat

Oscar's coming over, and I broke his heart. So I feel like, as the dumper, I owe it to the injured party, I.E. the dumpee, to not flaunt my feminine wiles in this, his time of need.

Kat

Well, you're definitely better at making money than I am. But maybe I'm a little better at being nice to people.

Kat

Oh, I spoke to them. They're cool with you.

Kat

Look who I'm kissing. It's Max! Can you believe it?!