Oh, where's my ring? I'm on Instagram live, and 6 people want to see it.
S2 E15Call Me Tiny Boo-Boo
S2 E16Call Me What the Kat Dragged In
Oscar's coming over, and I broke his heart. So I feel like, as the dumper, I owe it to the injured party, I.E. the dumpee, to not flaunt my feminine wiles in this, his time of need.
You feel horrible? I had to bring back an engagement ring. The guy looked at me like I was some kind of loser who got his proposal shot down. You know why? 'Cause I am.
S2 E17Call Me Flatch
KKelly
Sweet!
RRobin
Aw, are you serious?
Too grand to be diagnosed with "clumsy".
SShrub
Go, go, go, go!
S2 E18Call Me Shellfish
What?!
Well, just stop texting Daniel!
Oh, my God. What is wrong with you?!
I don't know. I don't want to lose you. Okay?
Why do you think you're going to lose me?
Because you're out of my league in every way possible.
Well, that's the first smart thing you said all night, but you're not gonna lose me.
Well, how did I know that?
Because I love you, dumbass.
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