Ooh, look at Preston swagger. Is he whistling? Ooh, I want to slap that whistle right off his cheating cheater lips.
S2 E6Call Me Unfaithful
S2 E7Call Me Cupcake
Happy to help out.
Handsome and helpful. You're the total package. Delivery driver pun intended.
Good one.
Randi, did you see what he did with the cups?
Yes, I saw what he did with the cups. I saw what he did with the straws. I saw what he did with the napkins. Nothing in this café is where it's supposed to be.
On the truck, I like to say "Organization equals optimization!".
Who does he say that to? He drives alone.
S2 E8Call Me Señor Don Gato
I'm really sorry.
This day sucks.
I don't know how you got out of that math department a lot.
Right. I'm just saying that one day I finally realized that I had started a whole new chapter of my life and I was happy. I didn't need to keep obsessing about everything that was going on there because it just had nothing to do with me anymore. Are you happy?
I am!
S2 E9Call Me Irresponsible
What is going on?!
This food has been living down here.
Hey.
Seriously, am I the only one who didn't know about the damn basement?
S2 E10Call Me Katzilla
Why don't you go take a nap? You might be getting sick.
Oh, no. I'm not sick. I can't be sick. Dale Dixon comes in 2 days.
[Kat blows her nose with a tissue.]
You know, maybe I will take a nap, 'cause I have the chills. I'm feeling a little dizzy, but that doesn't mean I'm sick. I felt the same way when Beth died in little women.
S2 E11Call Me the Bad Boy of Cheese
Hello.
Hello, mother.
He's all you've talked about the last couple of days, and you seem to be finding reasons to go see him.
Well, he's actively targeting me.
S2 E12Call Me a McCluckhead
I love when you say that I'm the one doing most of the ding-dang work. Sorry. I get ugly when I'm trying to solve a mystery. I almost stabbed Kat during a game of clue.
And be a gentleman, pull her chair out.
And bring mints, in case, things go well and you get to smooching.
S2 E13Call Me a Kingbirdie
I got one. I got one.
Why don't you just ask him?
Men of my generation are not as open about things like that. That's why the gay bars were always called secrets, or whispers, or Thursday night choir practice.
S2 E14Call Me Cupid
I would love to see Max find somebody.
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