Buffy the Vampire Slayer · Season 3
Angel was cured.
I'm sorry?
When I killed him, Angel was cured. [to Willow] Your spell worked at the last minute, Will. I was about to take him out, and, um, something went through him, and he was Angel again. He-he didn't remember anything that he'd done. He just held me. Um, but i-it was, it was too late, and I, I had to. So I-I told him that I loved him, I kissed him, and I killed him.
I just wanna get my life back, you know, do normal stuff.
Like date?
Well...
Oh, you wanna date. I saw that half-smile, you little slut.
[Xander starts chuckling and Buffy punches him on the arm]
[still kind of chuckling] Ow.
All right, yes, date and shop and hang out and go to school and save the world from unspeakable demons. You know, I wanna do girlie stuff.
[about Scott] But you like him. When you think about him you get that good, down-low tickle, right?
Yeah, I guess... how low?
You tell me!
All men are beasts, Buffy.
Okay, I was hoping to not get that cynical 'til I was at least forty.
It's not cynical. I mean, it's realistic. Every guy from... Manimal down to Mr. I-Love-The-English-Patient has beast in him. And I don't care how sensitive they act. They're all still just in it for the chase.
We have a marching jazz band?
Yeah, but, you know, since the best jazz is improvisational, we'd be going off in all directions, banging into floats... Scary.
He's just being Oz.
Pretty much full-time.
Couldn't sleep, huh?
I've been at Mister Donut since the TV did that snowy thing. How come you're the Wakey Girl? I mean, this time, it's not your boyfriend who's the cold-blooded... [sees Oz] Jelly doughnut?
Our task now is to determine what sort of killer we are dealing with. Quite clearly, we're looking for a depraved, sadistic animal.
[Oz comes in.]
Present. Hey, I may be a cold-blooded jelly doughnut, but my timing is impeccable.
Nice place. Do you ever catch kids doing the diddy out here?
No, there's a smooch spot up by the words. That's usually where kids go.
Yeah? Bet you and Scott have been up there kicking the gearshift.
Hardly. Only been on a few dates.
[about Scott] But you like him, and when you think about him you get that good, down-low tickle, right?
Yeah, I guess, but... how low?
You tell me.
How about not? But he is... nice, and he's funny.
And quite a muffin.
Blueberry. That crunchy, munchy staff on top. But my most favorite thing so far is that he doesn't seem to be any kind of hell beast.
All men are beasts, Buffy.
Okay, I was hoping to not get that cynical 'til I was at least 40.
It's not cynical. I mean, it's realistic. Every guy from Manimal down to Mr. "I-Love-The-English-Patient" has beast in him. And I don't care how sensitive they act. They're all still just in it for the chase.
It's all over school. What happened with Debbie and Pete. Except for the "Pete was a monster" part.
Yeah, a freshman told me that Pete had eight iced cafe mochas and just lost it.
That's better than the estrogen theory. I heard he took all of his mother's birth-control pills.
He didn't? Pete was a monster? Where have I been?
In your special place, Cor, which is why I adore you.
So what's the true story? What happened?
Well, we got a hold of Pete's lab books and stuff, and Mr. Science was doing a Jekyll/Hyde deal. He was afraid Debbie was gonna leave him, so he mixed this potion to become super mas macho.
The only thing was, after a while, he didn't need the potion to turn into a bad guy. He did it just fine on his own.
So it was like a real killing. He wasn't under the influence of anything?
Just himself. Uh... I'll see you guys later.
Great, now I'm gonna be stuck with serious thoughts all day.
[voice over, from The Call of the Wild.] "Night came on, and a full moon rose high over the trees, lighting the land till it lay bathed in ghostly day. And the strain of the primitive remained alive and active. Faithfulness and devotion, things born of fire and roof were his, yet he retained his wildness and wiliness. And from the depths of the forest, a call still sounded."
Buffy and Faith are in the library getting all sweaty.
They're training.
I stand by my phrase.
Competition. Competition is a beautiful thing. It makes us strive. It makes us accomplish. Occasionally, it makes us kill. We all have the desire to win. Whether we're human, vampire or ... whatever the hell you are, my brother. You got them spiny-looking head things. I ain't never seen that before.
I am Kulak, of the Miquot Clan.
Isn't that nice.
Hey.
Hi! How are you? You good? You look good. Anything new? Hey, did I mention you look good?
Willow, it's okay that you're helping Cordelia. We're best friends. I'm not gonna hold it against you.
No, I'm not a friend, I'm a rabid dog who should be shot! But there're forces at work here! Dark, incomprehensible forces.
And I'm sure they're more important than all we've been through together, or... the number of times that I've saved your life.
What do you want?
Fifteen minutes alone on your computer with Cordelia's database.
'kay.
Okay, let's not say something we'll all regret later, okay?
Crazy freak!
Vapid whore!
Like that.
I don't even get why you care about Homecoming when you're doing stuff like this.
Because this is all I do. This is what my life is. You couldn't understand. I just thought ... Homecoming Queen. I could pick up a yearbook someday and say, I was there. I went to high school, I had friends, and, for one moment, I got to live in the world. And there'd be proof, proof that I was chosen for something other than this. Besides, [pumps the rifle] I look cute in a tiara.
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