Buffy the Vampire Slayer · Season 3
“Faith, Hope & Trick” · Season 3
In this episode: Buffy Summers (4), Xander Harris (2), Willow Rosenberg (2), Rupert Giles (2), Faith Lehane (2), Oz (1)
I think you're ready now, or at least in the state of pre-readiness to make conversation, or-or to do that thing with your mouth that boys like. [Buffy glares at her] Oh, I didn't mean that bad thing with your mouth, I meant that little half-smile thing that you... [looks at Oz] you're supposed to stop me when I do that.
I like when you do that.
The whole summer it was, like, the worst heatwave. So, it's about 118 degrees and I'm sleepin' without a stitch on, and all of a sudden I hear this screamin' from outside. So I go tearin' out stark nude and this church bus is broke down and there's three vamps feasting on half the Baptists in South Boston. So I waste the vamps and the preacher comes up and he's hugging me like there's no tomorrow when all of a sudden the cops pull up and they arrested us both.
Wow. They should film that story and show it every Christmas.
Always... I could eat a horse. Ain't it crazy how slaying just always makes you hungry and horny?
[Xander, Cordy, Willow & Oz all look at Buffy for confirmation]
Well... sometimes I-I crave a non-fat yogurt after.
[about Kakistos] Now, this guy shows up two days ago, right? Right around the same time my bestest new little sister makes her scene.
You think he and Faith are connected?
Giles, there are two things that I don't believe in: coincidence and leprechauns.
Well, Buffy, it's entirely possible that they both arrived here by chance simultaneously.
Okay, but I was right about the leprechauns, right?
As far as I know, yes.
Angel was cured.
I'm sorry?
When I killed him, Angel was cured. [to Willow] Your spell worked at the last minute, Will. I was about to take him out, and, um, something went through him, and he was Angel again. He-he didn't remember anything that he'd done. He just held me. Um, but i-it was, it was too late, and I, I had to. So I-I told him that I loved him, I kissed him, and I killed him.
I just wanna get my life back, you know, do normal stuff.
Like date?
Well...
Oh, you wanna date. I saw that half-smile, you little slut.
[Xander starts chuckling and Buffy punches him on the arm]
[still kind of chuckling] Ow.
All right, yes, date and shop and hang out and go to school and save the world from unspeakable demons. You know, I wanna do girlie stuff.
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