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So you're saying that a powerful and mightily pissed off witch was planning on going and spilling herself a few pints of God blood until you, what, explained?
No, I told Willow it would be like suicide.
I'd do it. Right person, person I loved, I'd do it.
[On the run from Glory, Giles calms the gang while they wait for Buffy to bring transportation.]
Look, everything will be alright. We just need to stay here, calm. As soon as Buffy arrives--
[A boxy, beaten-up mobile home pulls up to pick them up.]
... we'll feel oddly worse.
Come on. Step on it, gramps
Step on what? I've driven tricycles with more power than this.
Anya's going to try to cook. Want to watch the tears and recriminations?
Any last words?
Just one. Truck.
[A truck smashes into Glory]
Destroyer of the universe. Guess cutting school doesn't seem so bad now, huh.
I'm willing to wager when all's said and done, Buffy likes it rough.
Is everyone here very stoned?
[laughs sarcastically] Oh, I get it. That's very crafty. [nods] Glory's worked the kind of mojo where anyone who sees her little presto-change-o instantly forgets. And yours truly, being somewhat other than human ... stands immune.
[frowning.] So ... Ben and Glory ... are-are the same person?
[slowly, like a revelation] Glory can turn into Ben, and Ben turns back into Glory.
And anyone who sees it instantly forgets.
[sigh of relief] Kewpie doll for the lady.
Excellent. Now. Do we suspect there may be some kind of connection between Ben and Glory?
I look around at this world you're so eager to be a part of and all I see is six billion lunatics looking for the fastest ride out. Who's not crazy? Look around, everyone's drinking, smoking, shooting up, shooting each other, or just plain screwing their brains out 'cause they don't want 'em anymore. I'm crazy? Honey, I'm the original one-eyed chicklet in the kingdom of the blind, 'cause at least I admit the world makes me nuts.
Do you like dolls?
No, and I think we already deja'd this vu.
You talk funny.
Yes, as you will tell me again when we are older and in chem class.
Found Ben's room at Glory's. Didn't learn much.
Wait, wait, wait. Ben? At Glory's? [Spike rolls his eyes.] You're saying all this time he's been subletting from her?
This ... is gonna be worth it.
[Spike bitch-slaps Xander upside the head. The two of them both grab their heads in pain.]
Ow!!
Why blood? Why Dawn's blood? Why couldn't it be like a-a lymph ritual or something?
'Cause it's always got to be blood.
We're not actually discussing dinner right now.
Blood is life, lackbrain. Why do you think we eat it? It's what keeps you going. Makes you warm. Makes you hard. Makes you other than dead. 'Course it's her blood.
This is how many apocalypses for us now?
Oh, uh, six at least. Feels like a hundred.
I've always beaten them. Always won.
Yes.
I sacrificed Angel to save the world. I loved him so much, but I knew what was right. I don't have that anymore. I don't understand. I don't know how to live in this world, if these are the choices, if everything just gets stripped away. I don't see the point. I just wish- I just wish my mom was here.
Dawn, listen to me, listen. I love you. I will always love you. But this is the work that I have to do. Tell Giles... tell Giles I figured it out. And, and I'm okay. And give my love to my friends. You have to take care of them now. You have to take care of each other.You have to be strong. Dawn, the hardest thing in this world-is to live in it. Be brave. Live... for me.
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