I'd like to find Willow and Xander.
Will you be slaying?
Only if they give me lip.
“Dead Man's Party” · Season 3
In this episode: Buffy Summers (3), Willow Rosenberg (2), Cordelia Chase (2), Oz (2), Joyce Summers (2), Xander Harris (1), Rupert Giles (1), Principal Snyder (1)
I have not only the right, but also a nearly physical sensation of pleasure at the thought of keeping her out of school. I'd describe myself as tingly.
Buffy was cleared of all those charges.
Yes, and while she may live up to the not-a-murderer requirement for enrollment, she is a troublemaker, destructive to school property and the occasional student. And her grade point average is enough to... I'm sorry. Another tingle moment.
[Giles brings a zombie cat to the library.]
Nice pet, Giles. Don't you like anything regular? Golf, USA Today, or anything?
We're trying to find out how and why it rose from the grave. It's not as if I want to take it home and offer it a saucer of warm milk.
Well, I like it. I think you should call it Patches.
We should figure out what kinda deal this is. I mean, is it a-a gathering, a shindig or a hootenanny?
What's the difference?
Well, a gathering is brie, mellow song stylings; shindig, dip, less mellow song stylings, perhaps a large amount of malt beverage; and hootenanny, well, it's chock full of hoot, just a little bit of nanny.
Well, I hate brie.
I know. It smells like Giles' cat.
Fine, okay, I can take my lumps. For awhile.
All right, I'll stop giving you a hard time. (pause) Runaway.
Will!
I'm sorry ... quitter.
Whiner.
Bailer.
Harpy.
Delinquent.
Tramp.
Bad seed.
Witch.
Freak.
I mean, I'm not a full-fledged witch. That takes years. I just did a couple of Pagan blessings and, uh, teeny glamour to hide a zit.
It doesn't scare you?
It has. I tried to communicate with the spirit world, and I so wasn't ready for that. It's like being pulled apart inside. Plus I blew the power for our whole block. Big scare.
I wish I could've been there with you.
Me, too. I really freaked out.
I am sorry.
It's okay. I understand you having to bail, and I can forgive that. I have to make allowances for what you're going through and be a grown-up about it.
You're really enjoying this whole moral superiority thing, aren't you?
It's like a drug.
Fine. Okay. I'm the bad. I can take my lumps... For a while.
All right, I'll stop giving you a hard time... Runaway.
Will!
I'm sorry... quitter.
Whiner.
Bailer.
Harpy.
Delinquent.
Tramp.
Bad seed.
Witch.
Freak.
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