Big Ugly, Spike and others in “School Hard”

This weekend, the night of St. Vigeous, our power shall be at its peak. When I kill her, it'll be the greatest event since the crucifixion. And I should know. I was there.

You were there? Please! If every vampire who said he was at the crucifixion actually was there, it would've been like Woodstock.

I oughta rip your throat out.

I was actually at Woodstock. That was a weird gig. I fed off a flower person, and then I spent the next six hours watching my hand move.

[to Collin] So, who do you kill for fun around here?

Who are you?

Spike. You're that Anointed guy. I read about you. You've got Slayer problems. That's a bad piece of luck. Do you know what I find works real good with Slayers? Killing them.

Can you?

[glancing at Big Ugly] A lot faster than nancy-boy there. Yeah, I did a couple Slayers in my time. I don't like to brag... [scoffs] Who am I kidding? I love to brag!