Nebraska, Mr. Hunter. Nebraska!
The 75th State! Major Export: Tortillas!
S5 E17And Then There Was Shawn
Alright lets' calmly recap
(quickly and panicked) Kenny's dead, Feeney's dead, we're trapped inside with the killer!
S5 E18If You Can't Be With the One You Love...
[to Kimberly] You make one move on my best friend's man, and that new nose is gonna look like your old nose.
Dad used to drink and then he stopped.
Do you know why he stopped drinking?
Because he ran out of money?
Do you know why my mom left him?
Because she went for a guy with more money?
S5 E19Eric Hollywood
I cannot believe how deeply you feel up there, Eric. I mean, when you jumped into Ophelia's grave, overcome with emotion, and then wept openly: where did you get your motivation?
They got it right here in the script. Look at it... "Weeps openly." I mean, they tell you what to do!
The real tragedy tonight is that William Shakespeare couldn't be here to see how good you are!
Oh, he'll come tomorrow. I mean, we're here all week.
Unbelievable.
SSchneider
Sometimes I get shy. People who aren't shy make me nervous.
S5 E20Starry Night
This city is a cultural vacuum, my friend.
That's why my people settled here.
Cor, what I'm about to tell you is gonna make you wanna kill me.
I'm not gonna kill you, Shawn. It takes too much time to break in a new best friend.
S5 E21Honesty Night
Is that the stupid idea train coming around the bend?
Okay Shawn, how are you going to save our doomed relationship?
It's not doomed, just hopeless.
S5 E22Prom-ises, Prom-ises
Tonight we leave as boys and come back men.
Are we talking about the same thing?
[raising an eyebrow seductively] I certainly hope so.
Okay, so after the prom, romance in the air, you and Angela, you're gonna look in each other's eyes --
Me and Angela?
I need your credit card. Don't ask me why, I just need it!
Okay, but it might be maxed out. I just bought some gum.
We're having a baby!
I'm going to be an uncle?
S5 E23Things Change
You see, duckies are good, because not only do they give you that non-threatening sense of security, but you can feed them crackers and you can ride 'em. See, duckies are the horsies of the ocean.
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