LLauren
Those slopes are treacherous.
He fell getting off the bus.
LLauren
Those buses are treacherous.
S5 E14Heartbreak Cory
If you could change your mate into one animal, what would it be and why? Please, nothing fuzzy-wuzzy.
A falcon.
Yes, a falcon. The hunter of all that is fuzzy-wuzzy.
No, a falcon because I want you to be free to soar majestically as long as I know that you'll always come back to me.
If I ever get like that, kill me.
I would have to.
S5 E15First Girlfriends Club
I'm a Valentine's Day veteran, Shawn. I march in the parade.
This whole Valentine's Day thing is one big scam. The greeting card companies, the candy stores, all trying to rip off the innocent consumer.
No date, huh?
S5 E16Torn Between Two Lovers (Feeling Like a Fool)
I need you to proctor.
Me? Proctor? [dreamily] Proctor Matthews.
You know what "proctor" is?
Yeah, it's a tushy doctor. Oh! Eeeeww, I'm not gonna do that!
He lied to me. He lied to me about staying up all night with Lauren. Strike one.
All they did was talk!
He lied to me about kissing her! Strike two.
All they did was talk and kiss!
S5 E17And Then There Was Shawn
We'll return to The Young and the Restless right after this word from Feeny. And the word is...Shut up.
THAT'S ENOUGH! Now, this class will not be more interested in the romantic goings-on of its students than it is with whatever the hell I'm teaching!
(the lights come up to reveal someone has thrown a pencil through Kenny's head. Kenny drops to the floor, the pencil leaving a line on the wall as he goes down)
(walks to the pencil line on the wall) We'll always remember he was this tall.
Oh my God! They killed Kenny!
Oh my God! They killed Feeny!
Well, is any one of us safe??
Yeah, virgins. Virgins never die.
All right! *to Topanga* Thanks for saving me.
*proud* I'm dead!
*resigned* I'm dead.
Well, I'll get as sick as you can get without actually dying.
Feeny...he's dead.
pause*
SEShawn and Eric
Go Feeny! Go Feeny! I said, go, go, go Feeny!
(standing over the bodies of Eric and 'Feffy') Eric! Feffy. Eric! Oh, he was my friend! My roommate! I didn't really know her.
He paid half the rent! Now I can't afford to live in my apartment anymore! Wait...if I can't afford to live in my apartment anymore then I don't want to live!
(Runs to window almost jumping out)
Wait! Wait! Shawn is still your roommate! Together, you can make the rent.
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