CCorinna
You don't want to see me any more, do you?
Oh, oh, it's more than that. I want to put you on a rocketship and send you to planet Flaflooga.
S4 E5Shallow Boy
[After seeing Corinna's new song Shallow Boy]
Oh, that could be about anyone.
Well the next song is called Eric Matthews, You're So Vain You Probably Didn't Know This Song Before It Was About You.
I'm famous!
[After hearing Corinna's new song Shallow Boy]
Oh come on there's 2 billon people in the world this could be about anyone.
Track 2 Eric Matthews, You're So Vain You Probably Didn't Know The Song Before This Was About You.
I'm famous!
S4 E6Janitor Dad
Mr. Feeny, you're on my side?
Frightening, isn't it?
VVirna
What did you say?
What did I say?
VVirna
You said "We work." We don't work, I work. I work like a pig!
Good thing, because we got a whole microwave full of bills to pay.
S4 E7Singled Out
Shawn, I refuse to believe anything from those stupid tabloids.
It's the New York Times, baby.
This is New York Times Trailer Park edition!
It's exactly the same, except you can eat it!
For once, just listen to me, man. In the classroom under my desk is a key. The key will open ariport locker number B-378. In the locker, you will find a tattered plaid valise. In the valise, you will find my homework for five years. See, for all these years I understood everything. I'm actually a brilliant student.
What is the capital of Montana?
You're not going to the airport, are ya?
S4 E8Dangerous Secret
You know we've lived in the same room for 15 years and you never even told me about your first time.
Remember Mitchell Davis?
That's an unexpected surprise- how 'bout your second time?
Bear with me. Now, you know that Mitch and I were always competing: Who could- who could run the fastest, who could shoot the most baskets, who could catch the most flies...
Oh, please, get to it.
Well, one day Mitch shows up here with a brand new bike; three-speed, emerald green, speedometer on the handle.
Wait, that's the same one you had.
Right that's why Mitch got his but you see, to show me up, Mitch's didn't have any training wheels on it. So I beg Dad, "Dad you gotta take these training wheels off". Dad said I wasn't ready. Well apparently Mitch wasn't either because one day we're riding down Oakhurst Drive...
Ah, Dead Man's Hill.
Right. Mitch falls off his bike, slams his head into a couple of trash cans, and that my friend is why Mitchell Davis repeated the sixth grade eleven times.
Eric what could this possibly have to do with me and Topanga and moving past kissing?
Cory, sex is like a bike without training wheels. Try it before you're ready, you're gonna fall off and break your head.
You're my girlfriend and I love you and... and... God we should be at, like, ninth base by now.
S4 E9Sixteen Candles and 400-lb. Men
Hey, Hunter! [walks over to Shawn, who is sleeping] Hey! [taps Shawn] How were you affected by that reading?
[in his sleep] I don't wanna go to school, Daddy. Cory's reading poetry.
You get your butt out of that bed and get to class!
[still sleeping] Okay... okay. [eyes closed, stands up clumsily and stumbles out of the class]
[deadpan] Gee, I wonder what's gonna happen.
VVader
[to Cory] I remember you, little man. You're in my son's poetry class. You're a bad influence! [leans in closely] I should crush you like garlic and put you in my spaghetti!
S4 E10Turkey Day
I told you this was a great idea
It's an episode of Cops waiting to happen.
So, the Hunters' trailer is right over there.
The one that looks like all the other ones?
Yeah, that's it.
I'm sure you're all aware of the conflict in Burundi, which is now spilling over into Rwanda and Uganda.
He's making these names up.
He's finally run out of stuff to teach.
The Burundian conflict centers on class differences between the poorer Hutus and the richer Tutsis.
We're gonna have to put a bag over him and drag him out of the room.
That way we save his dignity.
S4 E11An Affair to Forget
[reading from Eric's one-man play] "There I was on the dusty, dirty highway. The hot wind howled like a kind of howling, hot, windy thing."
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