[to Feeny] You're asking us for money, aren't you?
Yes, I've hit rock bottom.
Welcome!
S3 E10Train of Fools
S3 E11City Slackers
All right, Shawn, not to put a damper on our plans or anything, but it occurred to me in a moment of clarity that we don't ski.
We don't learn, but we go to school, don't we?
There wasn't even any snow.
Yeah, what about that, Shawn? You told me that the weather report said "snow in the mountains."
They did. They said the Rocky Mountains were blanketed with fresh powder.
The Rockies? Shawn, we're in the Poconos! Two thousand miles away from the Rocky Mountains!
Oh, you mean that's a name? I thought it was a description. You know, like "chewy nougat."
S3 E12The Grass is Always Greener
I'm no rocket scientologist, but...
The key is to be direct and vague, yet obvious and subtle.
Mr. Matthews, interesting essay on Joan of Arc.
Thank you.
But I doubt that Arc meant that Joan was from Arkansas.
It's a theory.
It's an F.
Come on, just relax and be myself.
S3 E13New Friends and Old
I walk alone in this world, except for the grilled cheese sandwich in my pocket.
You know those three little words that are very difficult to say to a woman unless you really mean them?
"Is Father home?"
No! "I love you."
Oh, well you're just real vulnerable right now.
S3 E14A Kiss is More Than a Kiss
Cory has a date.
So, who's the unlucky girl?
Come on Morgan, let's go watch TV.
TV's not funny. Cory's life is funny.
S3 E15The Heart is a Lonely Hunter
If I'm late for class, fall asleep without me.
I'm going out into the blizzard with just one mitten. Godspeed to me!
S3 E16Stormy Weather
What's her number?
1-800-TAKE-A-COLD-SHOWER.
SSusan
We have something to tell you.
DDana
[fretfully] Oh, no.
[horrified] We're sisters!
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