[Denny wakes up to find Alan in his bed.]
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BED?!
I don't know!
What do you mean you don't know?!
I...got scared! I thought I heard a bear outside!
S2 E3Finding Nimmo
[Denny and Alan are out on the balcony at the end of the episode looking at a photograph}
I shot my first steelhead!
S2 E4A Whiff and a Prayer
CRCongressman Raymond Jacobs
May I ask, Denny, how do you feel about gun control?
For Communists.
CJCongressman Jacobs
What about banning assault weapons in the private sector?
As soon as you say it's OK to ban assault weapons, my friend, even in the private sector, you make it easier to take guns away from hunting, then personal protection. Soon the military and the police are without firearms.
When God strips you of your talent, He should at least have the decency to strip away the memory of having had it.
My New Year's resolution...is to appreciate my friends every day and catch more fish.
[to Alan] Thank you. Baretta said that to his attorney. It brought him luck.
PProsecutor
Law and order isn't simply something on television four nights a week.
I still am Denny Crane.
I wish I was never great...because I remember.
I can't be sure, but in the middle I think I actually felt smoke coming out my ass.
Catherine, may I ask why would you seek to befriend this man?
Well, I felt at his core he wasn't evil. I also thought I could help him by introducing him to Jesus Christ, our Savior.
Was he open to that?
Not terribly. He thought it would make him look like a bad Jew.
I heard about Tara. I feel you're hurt.
What's most upsetting, Denny, is I don't hurt.
So I don't have to hug ya and tell ya I'm there for ya and all that crap.
We can skip it.
CJCongressman Jacobs
Raymond Jacobs, you handled my first divorce 15 years ago. My wife's name was Lois.
I remember.
CJCongressman Jacobs
Why wouldn't ya. You slept with her.
Only after the divorce was final.
S2 E5Men to Boys
I've often found that it's the chubby girls who offend most easily.
She's always ogling me.
Yes, putting reality aside...
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