Boston Legal · Season 2, Episode 4
“A Whiff and a Prayer” · Season 2, Episode 4
In this episode: Denny Crane (7), Alan Shore (3), Catherine (2)
May I ask, Denny, how do you feel about gun control?
For Communists.
What about banning assault weapons in the private sector?
As soon as you say it's OK to ban assault weapons, my friend, even in the private sector, you make it easier to take guns away from hunting, then personal protection. Soon the military and the police are without firearms.
When God strips you of your talent, He should at least have the decency to strip away the memory of having had it.
My New Year's resolution...is to appreciate my friends every day and catch more fish.
[to Alan] Thank you. Baretta said that to his attorney. It brought him luck.
Law and order isn't simply something on television four nights a week.
I still am Denny Crane.
I wish I was never great...because I remember.
I can't be sure, but in the middle I think I actually felt smoke coming out my ass.
Catherine, may I ask why would you seek to befriend this man?
Well, I felt at his core he wasn't evil. I also thought I could help him by introducing him to Jesus Christ, our Savior.
Was he open to that?
Not terribly. He thought it would make him look like a bad Jew.
I heard about Tara. I feel you're hurt.
What's most upsetting, Denny, is I don't hurt.
So I don't have to hug ya and tell ya I'm there for ya and all that crap.
We can skip it.
Raymond Jacobs, you handled my first divorce 15 years ago. My wife's name was Lois.
I remember.
Why wouldn't ya. You slept with her.
Only after the divorce was final.
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