I've often found that it's the chubby girls who offend most easily.
“Men to Boys” · Season 2, Episode 5
In this episode: Denny Crane (8), Alan Shore (3), Shirley (2), Catherine (1)
She's always ogling me.
Yes, putting reality aside...
I have nothing against marriage. I've done it five times.
I actually begin my dates by putting cash right on the table.
And that works?
With the hookers.
I'll take a friend over a wife every time.
[to Denny] Did you tell Lori you liked chubby sex?
I meant it as a compliment!
Don't talk about the environment. It's too political and half the people are against you.
Half the people are against the environment?
CCassie
[to Garrett] I screw. I just don't date.
Why is that so important to everyone, maintaining integrity?
First of all, I haven't had sex with a camel since I was in the Army. And the camel never complained.
Alan, I've been Schmidt-canned!
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