This isn't meaningful; practicing law and drinking scotch at 9 o'clock in the morning. Well, ok, maybe the scotch is meaningful.
“Finding Nimmo” · Season 2, Episode 3
In this episode: Denny Crane (10), Alan Shore (5), Shirley (1)
I make over a million dollars a year, and I'm in a basement looking for a dead midget.
You're one of those environmental lawyers?
PBPeter Barrett
Is there something wrong with that?
They're evildoers. Yesterday it's a tree, today it's a salmon, tomorrow it's, "Let's not dig up Alaska for oil because it's too pretty." Let me tell you something - I came out here to enjoy nature. Don't talk to me about the environment.
All reality, none of it scripted.
Can I fish yet?
GGuide
You still have a timeout. You just sit there.
God likes to fish?
We need to go to the woods and touch ourselves...get in touch with ourselves.
JSJudge Sean O'Byrne
I find it insulting to be lectured by an American about the environment.
Watch it, judge, we're a superpower. Don't make us add you to the Axis.
EEnvironmentalist
Excuse me. Are you Denny Crane?
Yes I am, and I am not your father.
JJudge
Mrs. Piper, you wish to address the court?
CPCatherine Piper
Just...is it possible to request the Robert Blake jury?
Mindful that abroad, people expect shock and awe when Yankees arrive on the scene, we shall leave you with two small but lasting words...
Denny Crane, eh.
They call them cling-ons.
Did you says Klingons?
[Denny wakes up to find Alan in his bed.]
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY BED?!
I don't know!
What do you mean you don't know?!
I...got scared! I thought I heard a bear outside!
[Denny and Alan are out on the balcony at the end of the episode looking at a photograph}
I shot my first steelhead!
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