WSWhite Supremacist Twins
[singing] Michael rowed the boat ashore...Hallelujah! Michael rowed the boat ashore...
You do know that Michael was a homosexual Jew from Mexico, right?
S3 E10The Nutcrackers
[scolding Brad and Jeffrey] You're both partners! I'm not. So why am I the only one acting like an adult?
Objection. Your Honor, she's being...objectionable!
JJudge
Sustained.
What's my motivation?
Excuse me?
My character's motivation. Surely you can't expect me to simply jump in and take this case!
Now, don't go knocking fat chicks! I love chubby-sex. [looks over at the female judge] I'm sure Your Honor does.
L"Pro-Ana" Lawyer
I guess we'll see each other in court.
[under his breath] Not if you turn sideways.
[to Alan] This was one of Edwin Poole's cases. Somehow it managed to slip through my cracks, so I was sure you'd find it especially tasty.
What's my motivation?
I beg your pardon?
My character's motivation. I can't just jump cold into a case, Shirley, I need... incentive.
WSWhite Supremacist Twins
[singing] Michael row the boat ashore, hallelujah! Michael row the boat ash—
Michael was a gay Jew from Mexico, you know that of course?
Guess we should work this out.
BBrad
Does it have to be tonight?
Well, it is the season. 'Peace on Earth, good will toward men'...
BBrad
What was that?
"Good will toward men"?
BBrad
No, right before that.
"Peace on Earth"?
BBrad
I knew it. Liberal.
We had our first three-way tonight.
I'm not sure that Shirley enjoyed it as much as we did.
Mm. Fabulous for me.
She didn't quite taste the same as I remember. She tasted more like...
[chuckles] Me. That was my slobber, Denny. We've finally exchanged bodily fluids.
Oh. [swishes wine in his mouth before swallowing] Blech!
S3 E11Angel of Death
Denny, I'm not going to presume you were paying attention in court today, were you?
In and out.
You were hung-over.
It happens!
VWVanessa Walker
I only have two plane tickets
Oh, gee, and I only have a Gulfstream.
S3 E12Nuts
We have geniuses in this country. True pioneers of innovation. Steve Jobs, Steven Wozniak, Steve Ballmer...if we could just round up some of our best Steves!
The 9/11 commission, they dumped on you pretty good didn't they?
LWLinwood Winchell
Somewhat.
Somewhat?! A 'D' in port security, an 'F' in improving communications for first responders a 'D' in border security, an 'F' in aviation security, a 'D' in chemical plant security. These aren't passing grades Mr. Winchell.
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