Alan and Denny in “The Nutcrackers”

Alan

We had our first three-way tonight.

Denny

I'm not sure that Shirley enjoyed it as much as we did.

Alan

Mm. Fabulous for me.

Denny

She didn't quite taste the same as I remember. She tasted more like...

Alan

[chuckles] Me. That was my slobber, Denny. We've finally exchanged bodily fluids.

Denny

Oh. [swishes wine in his mouth before swallowing] Blech!