TV show quotes
[Referring to Jerry's legal problems and infatuation with a doll] I've got to get him help. My God, if you saw the way he hugged her.
Is she cute?
Denny, its a doll.
Oh, come on, don't tell me you've never gone to town with a doll.
[laughs] No, as a matter of fact. [pause] Have you?
[longer pause]
Denny...
Well, not just any doll. Well, I mean I'm not... ah, what's the word?
Peculiar?
But I suppose I've been with... a special doll.
Would I like her?
You want to meet her?
[to Alan] Here's the thing about rich people Alan - we get whatever we want.
Brad, did you hear? Denise is getting married.
[to Denise] Really?
I was going to tell you.
Sometimes it's easier to hear it from a third party.
[Denise attempts to hit Marlene, but she ducks as Denise's arm flies past]
[emotionless] That could've hit me.
Denise.
Marlene.
I hear you're getting married.
I am.
Congratulations. It must be a relief to have some financial security. Does Buzz know?
Buzz?
Buzz Lightyear. Isn't that the nickname for the Ken-doll with benefits?
Marlene, I'm finding it extremely difficult not to assault you right now.
[deadpan] Oh, I'm sorry. Am I being too familiar? I thought we were girlfriends. I was hoping the relationship wouldn't change when I made partner and you didn't but I guess it has. Oh well.
[after Melissa catches Marlene having sex with Alan]
If you like to watch... I'm okay with that.
[Melissa walks in on Alan and Marlene having sex in the photocopying room]
We're developing pictures.
We're photography buffs.
[to Jerry] Mr Espenson, you were driving in the car pool lane. That lane's reserved for vehicles with two or more passengers. Sir, that is not a person in your passenger seat. [points to the plastic doll in the car]
[about Judge Hooper] So how can such a little bald man like that end up with such a beautiful wife?
Standing real close. It's okay. I'm a personal guy myself. As a matter of fact, I like to talk to people directly and not read their reports. That is why I went to see the corner. Chatty little fella. Okay, that's a little too close now.
Here's the deal.
I love deals!
... ... Do I make myself clear?
You do. And if you think I've broken the law, arrest me. And insist on it. You're staring. That's cause you can't think of anything to say or Richmond told you that works. You know, when my mind goes blank, I just like to go with my old standby which is, of course,' Go screw yourself. Do I need to include instructions with that?' Everybody gives me the look.
Hello.
I know who you are. You're a little horny toad. Horny toads give me warts. Hop away, horny toad.
Shirley, as lovely as the new case you sent me is and she is delightful. I just had Jerry Espenson last week, I need a break from this sort of thing.
I'll get the new girl to help, she knows employment law.
You can't just assign me cases and girls. Girls, maybe.
I assured him the police never arrest innocent people. Just doesn't happen. I'm sure you in particular are never wrong.
I thought you came down here to cooperate?
You killed the moment.
I can officially detain him.
In which case he officially asks for he's lawyer and you can't talk to him. What is this? Good cop bad cop? If so, send in the good cop!
[Stare]
That's quite a look.
Small point. Mr Little here is a witness. Your questions seems to suggest he's a suspect. Maybe it's just me. You might try asking whether there were any cars parked in the street. Any strange people in the area. Any other information that might shed some light into who killed her. You do wanna know right?
You wanna let me do my job?
He's hoping you'll do it.
[Stare]
What? You wanna ask me out?
[As Clarice] Anyway, I finally thought why not adopt? Go overseas, get me one of those Chinese babies. You know, like Angelina Jolie? She did it, why not me?
I want to know when I'm going to be made partner?
When you're good enough.
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