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Even though it's legal in Nepal, our clinic made the decision not to in order to receive US funding. However, we hung up a poster that said, “We Believe That A Woman Has A Right To Control Her Own Body.”
Objection - misleading. Women can't control their bodies. They're either menstruating or lactating.
This is completely disrespectful. You don't come home to papa by suing his government.
Someone has to, Dad. Our policy is denying thousands of people life-saving medical care, based on the personal religious views of our leader. Nothing says democracy like imperialism.
Why can't you for once come to town and we just toss the pigskin? That's American.
Now, anytime someone tries to Google my name or my company, Roth's Plumbing Supplies, instead of finding my website, yours is the first site that comes up. My sales have dropped forty percent since that posting!
Alright. What are we doing in Mexico?
That's where President Reagan first enacted the policy in 1984. He enacted it as a reaction to forced abortions in China as a means of population control.
Chinese, Mexican… [to jury] Who's getting hungry?
So don't you find it curious that in our Administration's quest to stop abortion, we're actually restricting free speech which is a hallmark of democracy?
Objection. Irrelevant and unpatriotic.
And she said I have no sense of humor. I make jokes all the time.
Those aren't jokes. They're puns and puns aren't funny.
Well, that's just your o-opunion.
Oh, good Lord.
It's spring...I'm in heat.
Shirley, this is a sweeps episode.
I'm not kissing you.
To next season, my friend.
Same night?
God, I hope.
[Discussing his cancer treatment with Denise] You wouldn't have wanted to see me. I was at least 7% less cute.
There used to be a day when the pandering in our society was reserved for…
Politicians?
[laughs] Maybe that's what bothers me. Hollywood has sunk to the level of Congress.
To more travels, Denny.
To the mountains…
Prairies…
Whores…
America the beautiful.
Mr Crane? I need you to stop staring at me like that.
Of course. Marry me.
I beg your pardon?
Your fifteen minutes are almost up. Mine has lasted a lifetime. [to Barry] Tell her.
Marry him.
[to Alan] What do you mean she's measuring you for trousers? Is that some kind of fetish? Would I like it?
You missed your ten o'clock.
Um, something came up.
Something was supposed to come up, at the closet, at ten o'clock.
I've got a few minutes now if you'd like to go somewhere and... grab a bite.
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