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“Fine Young Cannibal” · Season 3, Episode 4

In this episode: Alan Shore (11), Denny Crane (8), Bethany (4), Shirley (3), Brad (2), Frank (2), Paul (1)

You know the old joke, Alan? Man shows up at the Pearly Gates, sees this guy in a pin stripe suit, and a briefcase, a cigar, prancing about. He says to Saint Peter, 'who's that guy?' Saint Peter says 'ahhh, that's just God. Thinks he's Denny Crane.'

Denny, what would you do if you actually met God one day?

I'd probably take him fishing.

Indeed.

He'd probably want to wrestle me for Shirley.

Indeed again.

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