Denny and Alan in “Fine Young Cannibal”

Denny

You know the old joke, Alan? Man shows up at the Pearly Gates, sees this guy in a pin stripe suit, and a briefcase, a cigar, prancing about. He says to Saint Peter, 'who's that guy?' Saint Peter says 'ahhh, that's just God. Thinks he's Denny Crane.'

Alan

Denny, what would you do if you actually met God one day?

Denny

I'd probably take him fishing.

Alan

Indeed.

Denny

He'd probably want to wrestle me for Shirley.

Alan

Indeed again.