Bones · Season 9
I've been through almost a thousand pages Kessler compiled on the murder case, as well as McNamara's business dealings. Kessler suffers from post-traumatic embitterment disorder, dysthymia as well as a cold morbidity....
Ok, ok, the guy's a sick bastard, I get it.
There was one question asking if we had a relationship outside of work, so...
You should probably just skip that one.
Oh, um, I wrote all this. [hands Booth a file with some papers in it]
You wrote all this? [looks at file] Woah! About our sex life?
Well...are you suggesting it isn't interesting?
[denies] No, no!
They told me to be thorough. I also put that you never throw your socks into the hamper.
[reads file] "In case the floor is cold." [looks away awkwardly] I put the socks on so my feet stay warm. But they don't care about that!
[grumbles] It's not fair. I don't want to.
Lani, you're old enough to know that life isn't fair.
I'm six.
That's right! You're my big, pretty girl. And Mommy needs your help. Don't you love Mommy?
[Girl shakes her head furiously]
So how do you even know this is a murder? The deceased could've been sitting on the edge, fallen in after drinking too much
Well, there're drag marks that go all the way from the trail, all the way over to the well here. If you look at the grate, it shows signs of stress as if someone stomped it in. It was a body dump, Dr. Saroyan.
Ok. I'm impressed.
Wow, did he just "Brennan" you?
I believe he did.
What does it mean to "Brennan" someone? Is that a compliment? Dr. Sweets seems to be very thorough.
[smirks] Thank you.
[to intern Jessica Warren to stop irritating Sweets] I wouldn't try to shrink the shrink.
Everyone here is so smart. I don't understand why there's not more appreciation for scientific imagination.
Science fiction? Try the H. G. Wells exhibit on the fourth floor.
Every new discovery started with a dream, dude.
You sure you should be in the field, Booth?
You know, I can't not look at another operational manual or disciplinary report without shooting it.
G-Man, I could make you look fabulous.
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I think you look very pretty in your dress but I prefer pants.
[to Jessica] I'm constantly marveling at myself. You should try it.
[about the exploded corpse] I mean, I gotta say, that is not a good way to loose weight.
All right, ok, save it for "squint night" at The Improv, ok, Bug Boy?
[Fisher and Hodgins are on the platform examining the corpse]
Just can't believe that this much ugliness exists in the world.
[sarcastically] You're just realizing that now?
No I always expect the worst but my new therapist, she showed me how wonderful life could be. [looks at corpse] Which makes this even more horrible.
The military told me that you can't make the right decision without seeing the situation up close.
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