Todd Chavez quotes from BoJack Horseman

Todd

Turns out there's a huge market for a safe space for women!

Mr. Peanutbutter

Who knew?

BoJack

Todd, I'm sorry, alright? I screwed up, I-I know I screwed up, I...

Todd

Oh, great, of course! Here it comes! You can't keep doing this! You can't keep doing shitty things and then feel bad about yourself like that makes it okay! You need to be better!

BoJack

I know, and I'm sorry, okay? I was drunk and there was all this pressure with the Oscar campaign, but now that it's over, I- I- I--

Todd

[more calmly] No. No, BoJack, just... stop. You are all the things that are wrong with you. It's not the alcohol, or the drugs, or any of the shitty things that happened to you in your career, or when you were a kid, it's you. Alright? It's you. ... (dejectedly) Fuck, man. What else is there to say?

Todd, can I ask you something?

Todd

Of course.

What's your deal? I feel like you like me but you don't like me, but you like me, and I don't know what that is. Are you gay?

Todd

Woah. Why would you even--

You can tell me if you're gay. It's fine. This isn't the 1600s or some places in the present.

Todd

I'm not gay. I mean, I don't think I am, but... I don't think I'm straight, either. I don't know what I am. I think I might be nothing.

Oh. Well, that's okay.

Todd

Yeah?

Yeah, of course.

BoJack

I wouldn't want to be my daughter either.

Todd

BoJack...

BoJack

I mean, look what I do to the people I'm supposed to care about. I had sex with the one person I've ever seen you fall in love with!

Todd

I guess they're not gonna put you in the Best Friends Hall of Fame, but... I don't know that I loved her. You know, I don't think I'm allowed to be in love.

BoJack

Don't say that. You do so much for everybody, and all you ever asked for was a roof over your head and the occasional s'more in a baguette.

Todd

I'm telling you, it's a million dollar idea!

BoJack

I got more of you than I ever deserved. If you never talk to me again, I just want you to know I appreciate it. And... I appreciate you.

Todd

Thanks.

Todd

I think I'm... asexual.

BoJack

A sexual what? Dynamo? Deviant...

Todd

No. Asexual. Not sexual.

BoJack

Oh.

Todd

I'm sure you think that's weird...

BoJack

Are you kidding? That's amazing! Something I wish I was asexual. Maybe then I wouldn't have a strain of herpes!

Todd

You have-

BoJack

I know I have multiple strains, it was just for the joke.

Todd

It's actually feels nice to finally say it out loud... I'm an asexual person. I'm asexual.